Straight couple

Couple in Long Eaton, East Midlands, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

We are both fine, thanks.

(That should cut out the need to reply to a lot of the most boring messages)

Please read the profile. It's not long or complicated.

If your message just asks a question that can be answered by reading the profile, don't expect a reply.

One liner messages - boring - deleted.

Long winded fantasy drivel - tl;dr - deleted.

We like a chat where there's a bit of banter but we don't want penpals, don't wish to engage in hundreds of meaningless messages for your wanking amusement.

Please accept a deleted message as 'thanks, but no thanks' Bombarding us with repeat messages does not help.

We are both straight and only play as a couple, not separately. Could be either of us reading and replying to messages, don't assume who.

Please have a pic on your profile as its nicer than a blackhead/silhouette, Profiles with no pics are easy to forget.

We like pics of what you look like now, not 10 years ago.

Looking for males who are not bashful and can be team players.

If you are too shy to be in a room with other guys, no good to us. Not looking for 3sums. 4 is desired.

Looking for localish guys only, More than about half hour or so away from us, we wont be interested, Greater the distance between us, the more likely there will be a last minute let down.

*BEARDS*

Not into overly hairy people, C likes a smooth face and cock.

Please dont offer to shave for her, it seems desperate.

We're not interested in chatting about your beard either.

We don't meet at the drop of a hat just because you are horny right now, we have lives to deal with.

Unless the profile says something like 'looking now' or we have a meet posted, please accept that it means we are not looking to meet at that moment, no need to message us to check just incase.

Winks - tbh, we are more likely to notice someone who fabs our pics than just sends a wink.

Sydney university and Facebook references - sound a bit daft..wtf you on about, lol..

52 years old, Straight

5'2" 157cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

53 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 19 to 55 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Toys, Safe Sex, Group Sex

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Verified Genuine Profile

*addybwc (28), Man on 19 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this couple on a spur of the moment meet as they was passing by, she was very quick to ask me to cum in her panties which Imturned me on so much how could I say no!

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