Damn_ITS_darK

Man in Kirkcaldy, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 day ago

If your sense of humour doesn't make your mother want to disown you we probably won't be friends

A little about me?

I like my sex like I like my jokes...

inappropriate, a little offensive, and usually ending with someone saying ‘oh my god

Equal parts filthy and funny I’ll make you laugh while I ruin your hair and your sleep schedule. I don’t collect hobbies, I collect bad decisions and good stories. Sarcasm is my love language, orgasms are my handshake. If you’re looking for vanilla, keep walking… if you want wicked, sweaty, and a little bit unholy, welcome to the dark side. We have cookies

But still.

Big enough to ruin your weekend plans, stubborn enough to keep going when your legs give out, and generous enough to leave you walking funny the next day. I’ve got a filthy streak and stamina that’ll test your cardio. My idea of romance? Making you laugh until you can’t breathe, then making you moan until you can’t speak...and yes, I always finish strong and messy. If you’re after a memorable ride with a grin and a limp look no further

THINGS I LOVE MOST:

cars, bikes, drifting, drag racing

Have my heart.

Other Few Things I love:

Brunettes with perfect eyes??

Gothic/emo/alternative 3

Toys/ropes/bandage

Spanking

oral giving and receiving, sit on my face and tickle my nose ;) 3

Older women

Tattoos 3

Absolute melt over a red head 3

Rimming

MMF/MFF/MFM

Gangbangs

Group fun

Swinging clubs

Dogging 3

Other kinks just askkk see if we're a match

Things I dont like.

Anything to do with severe pain or poo... noooo thank you

Few scenarios I wanna add later if you wanna know some just ask,

Recently got my level 3 RQF QUALIFICATION sooo I do Swedish, deep tissue, and sport massage… basically, I’ll stretch you in ways your yoga teacher won't

I do offer vehicle valet services fully insured

Fully mobile

10 years experience

5* on facebook

Ps and yes we clean Baby Batter, Bonkjuice, cock snot, Erectoplasm what ever you name it we will maintain it ????

Gotta advertise where you can :D

29 years old, Bi-curious

6'2" 188cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*ouble225 (34), Couple on 17 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
This fantastic guy showed up on time and was straight to work!! Mrs was sucking on his sexy big cock before he bend her over and fucked her good! Never seen her so horny during a meet so credit to him.

*3scotland (59), Couple on 23 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
We met this amazing young man. Easy to talk to and great at communicating. Had lots of fun, knows what he is doing and can't wait to meet him again. A&J

*altireswingers (49), Couple on 27 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Wow, this lad is gorgeous. Beautiful body, wicked sense of humour and a perfect… um, package ;-) After the initial nerves went we had such an amazing (and HOT) time with him and he left Mrs very very satisfied! This young man, despite his age, has a very mature head on him and is so respectful and polite whilst at the same time being a very naughty boy indeed lol. We would have no hesitation meeting him again and again