Connoisseur of the Perverted Arts

Man in Glasgow, Scotland, UK

... "Taken a sudden interest in Thighjobs, any girls want to lend me some legs? :P". Tuesday

Joined: 2 months ago
Last on: 5 minutes ago

Hey there you :)

You probably spotted me in one of the chatrooms saying the most diabolical shit and wondered "Who in all the realms is this Psychopath!?" First off, I'm not a Psychopath my therapist said I'm a good boy if you don't believe me please read on at your own discretion:

I'm a 30 year old straight man carrying the mantle of Hornyfella and I'm looking to meet women. Men, while I'm flattered by the winks, fabs & messages they will be deleted (pls don't cry I'm not worth the tears)

I won't put a face pic up on profile but might exchange if we message, although I'd expect the same in return if you're also camera-shy however I do have a Dick Pic listed as Public if you're interested to see what I'm working with

If you're still itching for a rough description and have a good imagination don't worry I'm willing to give that brain of yours a scratch.

Imagine a sort of homunculus of Matt Berry and Fat Mac from IASIP melded together, if that's your thing then you've just hit the jackpot

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30 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 35
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Threesomes, Spanking, Safe Sex, Oral, Gangbangs, Dogging, Cybersex, Anal

Friends

Michelle (41), Woman