New profile, same girl

Woman in Cullompton, South West, UK

... "Message of the day. 'Come chat horny bitch god I hammer fuck your ass hole mmm'". Thursday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

Oh God where do you even begin with these things?!?

Before I continue I will say no I'm not going to reply to every message. If you're not what I'm looking for then I won't reply. I get abuse hurled at me for a polite no thanks or simply ignoring so can't win either way anyway haha!

So lets get the most important things discussed first, the rules which will be updated regularly. Anyone who doesn't respect them will either get ignored or blocked.

1.) Safe sex only

2.) No anal

3.) No 3 P's

4.) No pain or anything like that

5.) I won't talk to you if your miles away, also if you're too local

6.) I don't do sex talk, I know it sounds strange but it's a nope from me, happy to have brief chats about what you expect from a meet though

7.) Dick pics and 1 word messages won't work

8.) If I've blocked you before, save us both time and don't message

9.) No pictures or videos to be taken

10.) I will not do last minute meets and will only meet with men willing to put in some effort to have a conversation

11.) I don't do needy, but I do like to feel needed, if you can work that out, please explain it to me as I'm still struggling with this concept

12.) I'll only accept friend requests after chatting for a while

13.) Not interested in very well endowed guys, I know, mind boggling

14.) I'm not looking to fulfill any of your kink or fetish needs

15.) I'm not wanting to date, I have a husband for that

16.) My phone will be with me throughout a meet and if rings or I get a message be prepared for me to reply/ answer regardless of what we're doing. My friends and families mental health are more of my priority.

I've realised my fatal flaw on this side is feeling rejected/ ignored if people don't keep in touch... but getting pissed off with repeatedly being asked to meet. So to summarise please keep in touch.. just don't be a dick about it.

Now for what I'm looking for. I'm looking for a guy with a sense of humour who's interested in actual conversations alongside the fun stuff. I am on here as a couple with hubby and him being comfortable with everything and happy is obviously my priority, sorry if that wounds your ego. Looking for solo vanila safe sex with the right guys who can make me feel comfortable.

I'm looking for a fwb type relationship. Someone I can chill with as well as have fun with. I've learnt I crave the intimacy and feeling safe at the same level as the sexual side. Be prepared to have a social before meeting to check there's chemistry.

Anyway, if you've read this far without thinking 'well she sounds like a complete bitch' feel free to message!

28 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 24 to 42
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Oral, Safe Sex, Soft Swing

Showing first 11 of 142 public images (see all 142)

131 more images on their public gallery

Verified Genuine Profile

*ustnosinghere (33), Man on 22 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Was lucky enough to me L a couple of weeks ago. She has the naughtiness to go with the curves, believe me. If you've half a brain and are able to be more than a jibbering mess (tricky when she's as skilled as she is) then you're in for a very very good time.

*ussyfuntimes (33), Man on 11 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous one for a social a couple days ago.. great conversation incredible looking body from what I could see with the clothes on I look forward to hopefully seeing the clothes come off! X

*ustnosinghere (33), Man on 13 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady for a drink and can confirm she is as stunning as her pictures suggest ;?). Really easy to get along with, with flowing conversation an excellent sense of humour and a devilish twinkle in her eye. Right amounts of flirty and fun, believe me. Count yourself lucky should you have the chance to be in her company. Very much hope we can meet again soon xx

*hePhoenix (35), Man on 21 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady for a drink earlier. She's very easy to talk to and very pretty to look at! Excited to meet again soon! Xx

*inty1717 (31), Man on 1 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Well….. where to start…… I’ve been talking to Thai beauty for a week or so and after me letting her down the first time, I was lucky enough to get a second chance. That second chance was amazing. Sexy, kind and considerate. Funny stories and great sex I can’t ask for much more. Until next time beautiful ;)

*roy246 (41), Man on 9 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this stunning lady a couple of times a few months back. She is sweet and affectionate and left me wanting more. If you’re lucky enough to arrange a meet then don’t mess this one about.until next time x

*reative-mind (34), Man on 22 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
What an utter legend this women is! Met her many moons ago now. Easy to be around, funny with a quick witted and sarcastic sense of humour and has the looks to go with it! Don't mess her about if you're lucky enough to meet or get to know her. Xx

*anHeMan (38), Man on 17 February 2023 by Meeting in person:
Chatted for a while and built up to a meet. She is really chilled and a decent person and then the meet, wow. Very beautiful and fun. Great blow job and amazing pussy. Will visit again for sure so if you get the chance with this one don’t waste it.

*ames84123 (39), Man on 24 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
An amazing genuinely sexy and genuinely funny girl. Wow can she take it….

*ames84123 (39), Man on 27 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
This woman is mind blowing, gorgeous, funny and knows exactly what she doing. No bullshit, just loves to please… I’m putty in her hands..

*on_01 (30), Man on 18 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing girl not to long ago and wow! So easy to get along with and unbelievable with her mouth, we had such a good time can not wait to meet her again!

*etsexplore97 (27), Man on 30 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met this absolute stunner a few weeks back and completely forgot to verify… sorry!! What a lovely lady, gorgeous woman who knows how to tease and please. Cannot wait for our next meet! Xx

*amamat (31), Man on 27 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely sexy girl last week and the meeting was everything I'd hoped for. We got on really well and to be able to fully relax in her company felt great. We could have a laugh and chat mixed in with all the fun! Her kisses, lips and tongue were to die for and she looked incredible. If you want the full experience then you should go find out! A real gem on here.

*ayden C (28), Man on 27 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
Incredible person, good laugh, felt at ease the whole time and very fun, can wait to meet again x

*ntonyajs (38), Man on 18 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
I meet this lovely lady a couple of weeks ago and wow she is so lovely and knows exactly how to please. easy to chat with and good fun to be with if you get the chance don't pass her down you will regret it.

*fordog (37), Man on 18 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
What a great human being this one is, be nice, be friendly! Don't rattle the cunt'o'meter too much. Bikini bottom mic drop