I'm here for my pleasure, NOT yours!

Woman in Hemel Hempstead, South East, UK

Joined: 6 months ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Profile UPDATE:

Now that I've been on Fab long enough…..to all genuine guys reading this: don't blame women on here, it is actually spineless men who talk the talk to have a pathetic wank (probably when their wife is asleep with the kids) and don't have the balls to turn up to an actual meet. Now with that being said, I'd like to make a few points:

- if you are not single and want to meet me, that is fine as long as I have a video call with your partner.

- mentioning the calls, I will not meet you without a call as I don't like blind dates or spot your date without a filter game;

- If you ask me to pay for my taxi to come and see you… well you can go f.. yourself;

- Can we split the cost of hotel? Have a “wild” guess! Hint: the answer starts with “N”;

- I want to be covered in your cum, not your tears while you are sobbing about your ex, family pet or global warming;

- I DO LOVE a BIG COCK, but a BWC (sorry BBC call me whatever you want but that is just a personal preference);

- Don't mistake my kindness in my replies for a weakness or sign of desperation. Make a wrong cocky move and I will block you!

- Message me at midnight if i can meet you now? I'm not a cheap escort, try Google for that;

- if you want to meet me just to hold hands, kiss and touch each other… I am a bit old for this boring s*it!

- You cannot seduce me, I am the seduction. I will posses your mind before I even touch your body... gentle strokes followed by fierce dominance. One moment it's slow burning eye contact and breathless anticipation, the next is passion on fire. And if you cannot keep up with the soft and the savage, don't even bother texting me.

- Sapiosexual, so if you are superficial, simple and lacking intelligence, don't even try impressing me with clichés.

Anyyyyyway…… I'm looking for a reliable and skilful FWB for regular meets that don't have to involve just the two of us ;)

Rant over(for now)! Hit me up if you are GENUINE ;)

NOW READ THE REST!

Most of you men won't read this but here we go and be warned it's the bitch writing it, not the “innocent” :

I'm single by choice so not seeking romance or any nonsense of this sort… unless I find you special and fucking epic in bed... but then again it will be a maybe. If I don't reply to you straight away, don't get your pants in a twist and stop throwing your toys out of the pram… I work full-time, so I'm either busy or your message/profile bored the life out of me. If you send me any sort of abuse or attitude because I didnt reply, I'll simply block you. Make a bit of an effort in your message (yes, Hi, I'm fine - I can tell you that now) and attach a face pic as I'm not willing to play “blind date”, there are other places for that. I don't do drugs, I am the drug! So don't ask if I do and don't offer! I don't do cheaters, unless I get the permission of their wife/girlfriend personally!

Looking for sane, CLEAN people who enjoy NSA sex to have good time with. I can't accommodate, but I can travel reasonable distance.

I'm slim, tall and have very short hairstyle (Sinead O'Connor style and pulling the hair is not on the table lol) so if that's not for you, don’t message and waste my time. Well, that's pretty much the rant over. No-one under 9 inches! Message me if you have the balls for it xxx

43 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Slim
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 27 to 39 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Blindfolds, Oral, Safe Sex, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*unggiant (35), Man on 15 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
I met this incredible woman at the weekend. If you get the opportunity to meet her you need to thank your lucky stars and don’t mess her around. Absolutely gorgeous! Legs to die for, tall, sexy and an incredible mouth! Can’t wait to see her again !