Cad and a bounder

Man in Watford, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Good Day, this is my profile to keep up with the people that I meet at clubs. And although it’s fun to converse with people that I meet here, it is not my primary purpose of holding this account. I need to hold the value of discretion above all other at present. And as such, this may not be a very exciting profile to visit. And for that I do and don’t apologise.

I did have some photos attached. But have removed them to private eyes only. I’m sure this will lessen my winks, but such is the price of anonymity.

If you do sound familiar, then we may have crossed paths at VA or LB, or possibly Ab Fab. And if we did then I probably certainly tried to interest you in taking part in a magic trick. I cannot go clubbing without a pack of cards. And if you were enticed to choose a card, then I hope you were entertained, and a little bit more naked by the end of our time together.

I am here to not lose track of friends from the clubs and to keep tabs of all the most exciting people on the web. I probably won't stray very far from my South East base, but it would be a joy to stay connected to people far and wide who love the thrill of the lifestyle tingling down their spines.

People are known to call me posh, and I can not say I dissuade them of the notion. But it helps that I speak well and know far too much useless information, without ever having too much actual breeding to speak of.

In my youth I was always desperate to feel, touch and explore flesh, but, although this physical lustiness has not left me, maturity has mellowed me to the point of enjoying the mental thrill of a moment over the slam bam hedonism of juicy, sticky, sweaty contact.

(Although I would never turn down such an encounter!)

Unfortunately, I am as close to 100% straight as you can measure on a scale. I would love to be able to take part in even the tiniest bit of bi/gay play, because there would be so many more adventures to participate in. However, I am left to wallow in my rampant heterosexuality alone.

But if you were to ask me for what I like in the fairer sex, then my preferences today would deeply surprise the teenage me. I am no longer a 'leg/arse/tits man' but a lover of minds. Colour creed and size can go hang so long as you have "that" smile when you are turned on. "That" smile that you cannot fake. "That" smile which is so rarely found in professional pornography. The smile that screams how much you are turned on. The smile that yells how much you are loving being in the moment. The smile that cries out for me to ask the next question and discover a little more about what makes you completely gooey. I love tight tiny dresses (on all bodies), incredible lingerie and wild, uncompromising physical encounters, but if your lust does not shine through your face as you plunge down the rabbit hole, then the fripperies will melt away and I will politely be on my way.

Thank you for your patience in reading the scribblings of my clockwork brain and I hope to share a magic trick with you soon.

50 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Slim
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Cuckolding, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*ammy WhyNott (51), Woman on 6 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Beware and be warned: this man is literally a magician - and can remove clothing in a flash of cards and a smooth sleight of hand! Having marvelled at his skills in the summer of last year, I was delighted that he returned to entertain us all at our NYE party. And even more delighted to have some personal entertainment with him of a far naughtier kind after the clocks had struck midnight…. A very marvellous way to see in the New Year :) I can recommend this gentleman highly as a perfect addition to any good party and look forward to losing another wager next time too I hope. I will be working on fantasies involving magic tricks between now and then ;) xxx

*inxandMrX (47), Couple on 3 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Any NYE party would not be complete without a bit of wit, charm and magic, and that's where Jack comes in! This gent is truly charming and we were very glad to meet him. Minx managed to have some alone time with him in the tent of temptation and was very glad she did. Until the next time Jack ;)

*heArtOfDesire (47), Couple on 14 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Where to start with this!! We were pointed in this wonderful chaps direction by mutual friends, so we invited him to our summer sizzler party! With sleight of hand and twist of fate he mingled with the guests effortlessly turning tricks! Many smiles and forfeits later to his cunning hand he disappeared with an ease unknown via a thankful handshake! Thank you so much my friend and we hope to connect again very soon! J&T x

*fthecapfits (58), Couple on 14 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
We met this incredibly well dressed super sexy magician at a recent summer sizzler party ! After a few unbelievable card tricks I was whisked away quietly to perform my forfeit … suffice to say down with his trousers and after a few minutes I had his juicy cum all over my face mmmm yum yum. What a big turn on - looking forward to continuing where we left off …

*oopandBeau (31), Couple on 14 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
We met at the Summer Sizzler party where J was fabulously dressed and up to his usual tricks, so to speak. It was a pleasure to observe and chat a little, and he'd be a good addition to any party. P&H x

*andc78 (45), Couple on 14 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
M is a true gentleman when he works his magic he has the crowd in shock and amazement. He's definitely one to add to any party

*abuedo (51), Couple on 13 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
So many puns available but this lovely fella truly is magic. We thoroughly enjoyed both his company & his awesome talents last night at a friend's party. To say he is good with his hands is massive injustice because he had the whole party in the grip of his nimble wrists (not to mention cheeky kisses, bras dropping & IOU's of blowjobs - what a legend!!). A genuine pleasure to both meet you socially & enjoy your fast fingers. Cheers & big hugs, J & A xXx

*olybicouple21 (59), Couple on 4 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
It was a pleasure to cross paths with Jack Of All Spades at the VA bi night on Friday. A well spoken, well dressed cad for sure! We had the joy of being amazed by his magic cards, and the cheekiness of the forfeits. He got a well deserved flash from LilyRose!

*lift and F (56), Couple on 4 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
What a polite, well dressed and engaging guy to meet. F hates magic but was soon won over. When faced with the challenge of finding the right card she gladly got her tits out as her forfeit to him when she was outfoxed . Next time M will have to set the forfeit as a blow job as he certainly impressed her . 100% verified

*otwife7772000 (41), Couple on 4 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this fun intelligent and interesting gentleman at Penthouse great to chat and very impressed with his talent! Great to chat to and made evening have extra sexy fun xx

*andSfit (39), Couple on 4 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
This guy doesn't miss a trick literally. A joy to meet this gentleman with his amazing talent. S doesn't usually like loosing at games but definitely enjoyed performing a forfeit this time round

*oss and Boots (48), Couple on 13 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
This guy is so damn cheeky but in a very good way. Full of confidence, funny and daring but very tactile in his approach so you always feel comfortable and entertained in his presence. He kicked off our evening early with some entertaining challenges that resulted in Boots having to honour a couple of forfeits! Initially she had to take her dress off in the bar area and that was followed by a blow job (not sure that counted as a forfeit as Boots was happy to take his cock in her mouth)! Thank you for making our evening very memorable and we hope for some more magical moments and forfeits soon xx

*ittlebitoflove (39), Couple on 25 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met this gent at VA and he showed us some amazing card tricks!! He was a lovely gent, polite and funny! Also got to watch him have some fun!! Was nice to meet you xx

*itty_gizmo (32), Couple on 20 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of welcoming this lovely gent to our most recent VA night for a Dirty Disney themed evening and I'm still completely lost for words on his magic tricks! Just how?? An absolutely amazing addition to any club night, an all round fantastic character, Really hope to see you at our future events!

*litterbabe (54), Woman on 14 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
The profile name is definitely very apt! This guy was an absolute master of magic today at Milf Club. His card tricks really had the absolute wow factor. A really interesting and well dressed gentleman, fabulous to have met him.