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Woman in Newport Pagnell, South East, UK

... "In Gibraltar til Monday :)". 14 hours ago

Joined: 8 months ago
Last on: 9 hours ago

Hello Fabbers!

I'm in Newport Pagnell Buckinghamshire NOT Newport Wales! (Sigh)

I'm all about quality not quantity. I am here to enjoy myself, I am in no way desperate for sex. Some of you are pests! Stop it! Don't spoil it for the good guys!!

Do...

Send a face pic with your message. I will not reply if I can't see what you look like. I will also need reminding quite often because my memory is worse than Dory's.

Don't...

Keep messaging or throw abuse at me if I don't reply. If I don't reply it's either because you are too far away or not what I am looking for.

We can't be everyone's cup of tea. Be a grown up and accept it as a polite 'no thanks' :)

Don't...

Send me a long novel describing how you are going to infiltrate all my holes up against my greenhouse door with your throbbing manhood or whatever 50 shades crap you think you are good at spewing out. It doesn't turn me on so I probably won't read past the first line. *Feel free to do me up against the greenhouse just don't write a story about it first. *I don't actually have a greenhouse*

Don't...

Ask me to meet now. I have a life. My vagina doesn't rule my world. *She tries. We fight about this all the time.

Do...

Be nice, make conversation and try and make me laugh. I'm sucker for a good personality. Literally.

Just want to say that a few of my verifications are from guys I have met over the years. I haven't squeezed that many guys in this time round.

I am fairly tall for a chick. 5ft8 (and a half) I prefer my men taller than me, if I'm taller and stronger than you we have entered the weird zone. I don't like the weird zone.

I'm a switch. Some men make me feel naturally submissive, some make me feel like the boss. The vibe figures it out for us.

That's the admin done.

Thanks and have (safe) fun.

Jiggly

41 years old, Bi-curious

5'8" 173cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 30 to 50 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Group Sex, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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