Mature, attractive TV looking for fun...

TV/TS in Shoreham By Sea, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 20 minutes ago

I am a mature, smart sort of person. Average to good build and not unconvincing when I take the time! Brown eyes and blond hair - at the moment!

I just love being girly and dressing fully - I go out dressed - more and more! I am happy to meet and I just love travelling dressed! I have been a TV all my life and I am only truly at peace in heels and stockings!

I am a professional person - non smoker who will give complete discretion and expects the same in return. I don`t want deep and meaningful relationships, but I do want and expect to like the person I am with and enjoy their company. I would love to go out more as Joanna... I am gaining confidence and pass-ability all the time... If a nice man fancies taking me out for a light bite and a glass of wine at lunch. Mmmmm heaven!!! I am sure I could find a way to say thank you...

The girlier you treat me - the more I purr.....I just feel more comfortable en-femme.

Please feel free to chat but if you do - then please do that! BUT – I do not take kindly to be harassed/stalked or whatever. In my book no means no and people who don’t understand that end up on my growing blocked list!

Oh - and one more thing - if you call me to chat; please do that! Chat up lines like 'Wot u wering' (sic) terrible spellings and text speak messages will be ignored/blocked. Indeed anyone who asks me the question "What are you wearing" is likely to be blocked!!! You have been warned! Please believe this, my blocked list grows all the time! Also a pet hate; one word messages like 'Hey'. Please - get a vocabulary.

I am more than happy to get messages, but mis-spelt, crude one liners will get dumped. I have tried to write a half-decent profile; if you want to meet me - at least try too!

Oh, my other thing is I HATE words like 'slut', 'b*tch', 'wh**e, and all that stuff. I know it turns some men on but it TOTALLY turns me off! Be warned if you say you want to f*** me on the first few message you stand a good chance of being blocked!

Whilst on rants, I also intensely dislike sweeping generalisations which are so often used as the basis for irrational prejudice verging into racism/sexism/Europhobia!

BTW Skype address is joanna_brighton23 - I am on - sometimes!

Rule 1: Do not text/whatsapp/phone/webcam call me cold and without being asked. THIS IS A KEY RULE - Break it and once and join the growing list of men who think with their dicks and not their brains.

Rule 2: please don't send me crude and offensive messages about what you would like to do to me.

If you said that sort of thing to a real girl you'd get a deserved kick in the balls - so why say it to me!

Rule 3: Break rule 1 or rule 2 - be added to my growing block list.

Rule 4: Timewasters who just pretend to meet while they jerk off are easily spotted and will be ruthlessly blocked.

Love ya (ironic!)

Jo XXX

Joanna

67 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 30 to 77
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cross-dressing, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Safe Sex, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism

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*eekor (64), Man on 29 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Mett Joanna for the first time and we hit it off immediately had a great evening with a lovely lady

*lowandsensual2 (61), Man on 22 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
I spent a lovely few hours today with Joanna. She's charming, entertaining, intelligent, dresses convincingly and is an ardent lover.

*ights21 (60), Man on 1 June 2023 by Webcam:
Absolute gorgeous lady on cam Had a little preview this morning and was immediately aroused. Can't wait to see more of her xx

*ohn and Suzie (73), Couple (MM) on 27 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met the gorgeous Joanna, again for a second meet, and went for dinner ata lovely pub, where we had a really lovely time, and then back to mine for some awesome love making, just cannot get enought of this sexy girl XXXX

*ohnfromkent (56), Man on 11 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
I have met Joanna a couple of times times now and always had a lovely time with her , will definitely meet her again

*ohn and Suzie (73), Couple (MM) on 13 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Joanna is simply gorgeous, have met a couple of times now, and is always welcome back anytime, she is so damn sexy, look forward to the next meet XXX

*couserat (52), Man on 15 March 2022 by Meeting in person:
I was very lucky to be able to meet this lovely person, she was amazing from her stocking clad legs, and heels, to her perfectly made up face and hair. She was very feminine and so sexy. I hope I am lucky to meet up with her again.

*ndildn99 (59), TV/TS on 15 November 2021 by Meeting in person:
Lovely meeting today with a lovely lady. Immaculately presented and very refined with a hint of naughtiness. Love to see you again soon Joanna

*VC 15 (68), Man on 14 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
Met this classy lady at her home. She was well dressed and feminine with lovely long legs. Pleasant conversation eventually turned to exciting times in the bedroom with both of us parting happy and looking forward to next time.

*ose (57), Man on 2 July 2021 by Meeting in person:
Very nice to meet this beautiful lady in her beautiful apartment. She looked absolutely fabulous and we got along great with flowing conversation. Will definitely be seeing her again!

*outhCoastJohn (59), Man on 1 December 2019 by Meeting in person:
Very special lady , met her two months or so ago at hers , lovely hostess, chatty and tactile. Very enjoyable time had by us both. I am giving nothing away when I say one of the genuine ones on here x Dont mess her about .

*ohnworthing (73), Man on 22 May 2018 by Meeting in person:
a trully wonderfull lady can not wait to meet again xx

*anmy (58), Man on 3 January 2018 by Meeting in person:
Had a lovely meeting with Joanna such a lovely sexy lady here is to the next time darling xxx

*orny boy 14 (64), Man on 23 January 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met Jo at her place and she was a girl that was very accommodating and knew how to turn me on

*teve Bi South (53), Man on 19 May 2016 by Meeting in person:
Had a lovely visit to the delicious Joanne...a lovely lady in every respect...hope to meet up again soon if I am invited...

*ippythunder (64), Man on 9 May 2016 by Meeting in person:
Classy lady lovely cup of tea

*ikey 12 (56), Man on 13 April 2016 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure of Joanne's company recently and she is a lady in every sense of the word. Sophisticated, cultured and very sexy. She also ensures 100% satisfaction in all aspects. A real gem.

*oxtrottoscar (51), Man on 7 October 2015 by Meeting in person:
Met Joanna many times and she is a very sexy sophisticated host xx

*orty dyke (52), Woman on 17 September 2015 by Meeting in person:
She is a lovely lady who was very respectful and great to have a chat with.

*ammis1966 (57), Man on 15 September 2015 by Meeting in person:
met ages ago, kept in touch, lovely girl , had a great time, always good company, don't miss her

*aptop9 (61), Man on 1 June 2015 by Meeting in person:
Had a wonderful meet with Joanna. Was greated at the door with a lovely smile. Joanna was dressed very classy and made up lovely had a nice chat to get to know each other. Then had a lovely time in the bedroom, I never kiss and tell but guys if you want a meet with a classy woman and get the chance to meet Joanna take it and enjoy. Please guys don't mess her about, till next time xxxxx

*ickyBrownEyes (53), Man on 25 March 2014 by Meeting in person:
Genuine soft, feminine and lovely lady with absolutely fantastic long legs x

*lanwilliams (62), Man on 25 June 2012 by Meeting in person:
Met with Joanna who is most elegant, well dressed and a superb hostess.

*oots_Lover (62), Man on 25 January 2012 by Meeting in person:
Met Joanna this week and have to say she is every bit as good as her pics show. A very genuine person and great fun to be with in every way.