Always up for a laugh

Couple in Fayetteville, North Carolina, USA

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

ASSHOLE ALERT ASSHOLE ALERT!!!! There was you public service announcement before proceeding! First things first if you can't handle the male being sarcastic asshole we're not for you! ***/red*** Please don't waste our time as we don't want to waste your's. We have decided after 3-5 messages if nothing has been planned please be up front about not being interest. So we can move on to maybe the next possible couple. We do block couples who are not in our interest such as couples who don't like smokers, 420 freely, out of our age range or yours and if female is straight or male is bi. We can filter through then who is on and not going back and fore after there was not response from a message or lost of interest with 377 blocked and still counting. This is how up front we are about who we are.

Looking for real couples that follow through with their words. Meaning if we say we'll be there, we are going to be there. Unless maybe something rare comes up such as family or work but please know we'll call or text way before the time of our plans. We like to have a couple or female which use common sense and common courtesy. Today there is not much of that around here just bullshit talking and endless messages leading to nothing. We want friends in and out of the bedroom. That we can have come over and hang out watching a movie(a plus if you like horror), play board games clean or dirty ones, cards and have cook outs. Looking for couples in the area not looking for friends who are more than a hour away. Sorry. If you message us we will reply back even to say thank you for messaging us and sorry but not interested. We would like the same in return for it is polite thing to do and as it show you if the couple or person does read the message. Plus the fact we see you online a straight week and haven't been polite enough to reply even back with the simple example "THANKS FOR THE MESSAGING BUT WE ARE NOT INTERESTED" takes only 10 seconds or just copy and paste this message if y'all to lazy.

We have family in Ohio so we are Ohio once in awhile looking to meet couples around the area as well.

So you're still reading. ***red*** ASSHOLE ALERT ASSHOLE ALERT!!!! There was you public service announcement before proceeding! First things first if you can't handle the male being sarcastic asshole we're not for you! ***/red*** Please don't waste our time as we don't want to waste your's.

We're down to earth. We enjoy to laugh and have a good time. We don't sugar coat anything because we're not willy wonka and don't lead anyone on.

The female is very outgoing never met a stranger, so she is the social butterfly of the couple. She is brunette with beautiful green eyes. Amazing woman that has a sexy body with curves in all the right spots but most of a beautiful personality. She has a few tattoos and piercings. She has no filter, so don't act as if you weren't warned. She will tell you what she thinks. She loves to read and listen to music. She has one preference: that males are clean shaven, but she sometimes will change her mind based on her mood. She has sensitive skin

The male is quiet at first until he gets to know everyone then can't shut up and can at times. Can be a ***red*** sarcastic asshole with a dry sense of humor ***red***. He is a red head with brown eyes. He is covered in tattoos from neck to ankles and one piercing left. He is very protective of his wife, she is very friendly and never knows when to say no, so beware he will. His mood can change from an antisocial asshole New Yorker or and pleasant Vermonter. It depends on y'all! He loves playing video games and watching movies. He does not drink.

Joker

42 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Average
Smoker
Don't drink
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Harley

41 years old, Bisexual

5'6" 168cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings