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Man in Colchester, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 14 hours ago

Hi my name is Jon and I live on the outskirts of Colchester.

I tie my own shoes, brush my own hair, and make my own bed...

During the day, I am an IT Consultant, my day consists of feverishing tapping my phone with hopes of getting a new high score on Candy Crush. I like to spend my evenings watching re-runs of Jeremy Kyle while sipping on a pint of Guiness. I play a mean game of rock-paper-scissors (was the UK champion for 2 years straight), and love the smell of burnt toast in the morning (part of a complete breakfast!)

You should message me if you are Smart, Sexy, Sophisticated, Sassy and Spontaneous. (Bonus points if you have over eight years of experience as a mechanic).

On our first meet, I'll fly you to Paris on my private jet, where we'll watch Ed Sheeran perform live in concert. After the show, I'll whisk you away to a private beach resort in St. Tropez, just in time to watch the sun set over the glistening water. Or if that doesn't excite you, we could just grab coffee.

Future Meets and Events

Hotel meet on Monday 8 June 2026 in South West: Doubletree Hilton Bristol North (BS32)
At this meet looking for: F MF FF TV/TS
Looking for some company at my hotel for drinks and who knows. I am in Bristol for the next 4 years. Face picture and mobile number provided if interested x

Hotel meet on Tuesday 9 June 2026 in South West: Doubletree Hilton Bristol North (BS32)
At this meet looking for: F MF FF TV/TS
Looking for some company at my hotel for drinks and who knows. I am in Bristol for the next 4 years. Face picture and mobile number provided if interested x

View meet listings, add yours at the Meets & Events pages.

Jon

50 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Cybersex, Dogging, Oral, Phone Sex, Safe Sex, Threesomes, Toys, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*ayxxxxxx (56), Woman on 17 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely gentleman a short while back he is a lovely man who is easy and fun to talk to. If you get to the bedroom you will find a very attentive man who has oral skills to die for …. Enjoy ladies

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