hooker with a heart of gold :-p

TV/TS in Islington, Greater London, UK

... "Is it just me or has this place been kinda dry lately? My meet ratio from here has plummeted recently :-/ Who’s gonna prove my theory wrong, chicas? x". Wednesday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 41 minutes ago

"all those verifications will be lost in time, like tears in rain"

Not my first rodeo.

Vers top. I really feel I shouldn’t have to say this in the year 2024 but after a couple of meets on the bounce that turned somewhat brown - DOUCHE YOUR FKN ARSEHOLES. How tf are u expecting someone to put their penis/god forbid tongue into the bodily waste you’ve been carting around in yr ass for however fkn long?!!

No guys i'm afraid. Everyone else, in theory, is welcome but can t-girls be relatively convincing - make up/wig/smooth please? And if the couples, y'know, could be couples rather than a masturbating cam-man with pictures of himself & Janice who fked off with the kids a decade previous.

While we’re on the subject of boysies & their bewildering behaviour: I regularly use the chatrooms & can often be seen alone or with a pal or two. You are much more likely to see rude things happening if you don't direct me/us. I know some like it a lot but it actually really aggravates me most of the time. See also, acting like an entitled prick, this is not B*bestation - I do not owe you an orgasm.

Not into the fetishisation of sl4very IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER so don’t ask me for race play - go find yourself some self-loathing Karen for that bleak ass shit.

The answer to ‘Skype?’ is *always* no.

ALSO, just to preempt your message, sir, you are not going to cure me of my sexual preferences.

***IMPORTANT***

I think there’s something fundamentally wrong with you if you think a picture of your penis is adequate enough to secure yourself a meet. It is not. Stop acting like a witless barbarian and stop delivering images of it to unsuspecting inboxes.

In fact, in summing up, I’d have to conclude that an adult male human being acting in such a way, particularly post metoo, is more than likely an existential threat/danger to society. AND is fucked when the patriarchy finally crumbles.

DO NOT CALL ME SISSY, BITCH.

26/2/24

EVERY time I make the decision to give this bio a cheery/positive overhaul to make it less…cuntily abrasive, I make the mistake of checking my inbox 1st and, without fail, come across a new message that plummets to new depths of deluded entitlement from a faceless, infoless, berk. Therefore, I make the difficult existential decision to remain an abrasive cvnt in an effort to head a few cocks off at the metaphorical pass.

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On a separate note, that Sydney University thing is like a case of mass psychosis at play. Absolutely fascinating, you massive bunch of flaming dingbats :-/

kerri_kisses

46 years old, Bisexual

5'11" 180cm
Slim
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cross-dressing, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*irtyDarkness (38), TV/TS on 15 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
What a gorgeous girl with a fabulous cock x I took such a pounding and limped to the car moaning all the way home. Think I was still having mini sissigasms! If you like an active girl with gorgeous looks kisses and cock, this is the one x

*ee-jah Thorin (38), TV/TS on 26 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
kerri was such a hot girl in every way! lovely personality and a lovely something extra too! sparks really did fly with us when i noticed smoke in my room which set the fire alarm off! lol! we must reconvene hunni x

*unfella45 (45), Man on 27 June 2023 by Webcam:
Looking fine on cam with tunes x

*inky_Cd_Naomi (32), TV/TS on 22 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
Had an amazing evening evening with this girl yesterday, lots of handsy fhn and tongue of an angel xox

*adynicky (57), Woman on 12 August 2022 by Webcam:
Had fun with this Sexy Girl last night and hopefully sort a meet in the future Nicky xx

*mberlondon (40), TV/TS on 7 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met Kerri a few times.. always have lots of fun Best one was down by the canal near kings cross he he. I loved being fucked outside by her... Fun and very lovely x Def play with her if you get chance xxxx Love Amber x

*hape_Shifter (41), TV/TS on 7 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
We were chilling on webcam in the Fab chatroom and Kamden Kisses was getting a lot requests for us to stop socializing and start doing something sexual. We enjoyed ignoring the requests and just carried on chilling until suddenly we weren't. I was on top and still managed to get pounded like fuck meat, I hope the people watching the cam enjoyed it too ;-)

*ilkylingerie (54), Man on 7 August 2022 by Webcam:
looked stunning on cam

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