“I don’t bite… unless you’re a cookie.”

Man in B’stoke, South East, UK

Joined: 11 months ago
Last on: 15 hours ago

Male half of Whole Nuts n Chill :-) when playing solo. Yep, as a matter of fact when the stars don’t align and vanilla life takes priority she’s been out flirting and I have been to clubs.

Apparently the secret to standing out online is either owning a dog, climbing pyramids, or holding a fish. I currently offer none of those things.

I’m the kind of person who actually reads profiles before messaging, which already puts me ahead of at least 83% of the male population on here.

A few facts about me:I travel a lot, work too much, and somehow still find time to be socially functional. Professionally, I sit somewhere in the corporate niche specialist category — but thankfully without making LinkedIn posts about resilience every morning.

Also, unlike some people on the internet, I understand basic communication and hygiene, so expectations are already soaring.

I’m direct, genuine, and very comfortable being upfront about what I like and what I don’t.

Best case scenario: great chemistry.Worst case: at least we’ll have better conversation than most people on this site.

Keo

44 years old, Bi-curious

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings