VERY LARGE PORK SWORD...REQUIRED

Couple in Middlesbrough, North East, UK

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Hi..we are an mid 40's,happily married couple based in the north-east,we've had some 3some expierences in the past and are now looking for more,both straight/non smokers with a good standard of living..

We are looking for good looking !!! genuine,respectfull(non pushy),discrete guys (late 20's-mid 40's) up for "safe" lusty/sensual fun n frolics...the final requirement is a very very large endowment,girth aswell as length.....9" plus(according to A's wish list) minimum

A is an uuber sexy classy well-heeled wife/lady who has more than a penchant for males to kiss and carres her neck before moving down,this always gets things very moist indeed...

With an extensive wardrobe A looks stunning and has known to make a bloke's mo-jo go...well yeh know .....

we are hoping to build an ongoing long-term friendship..

all the usuall no no's/dislikes apply,men in 3/4 trousers,beards,people who dont indicate etc etc !

pics would be nice,a face pic is a MUST...!!!!!

Help and Advice for measuring a penis.....

1.only measure the insertable length dont start at yeh arse cheeks!!! simples

2. if using a retractable tape measure from out of the garage/shed,warm it first and be carefull when it retracts quick SAFETY FIRST

3. if using a cloth type tape-measure,say out of yeh grans knitting bag.......WASH IT AFTERWARDS,yeh filthy swine!!!

we are straight!!! thanx for all the bi offers guys but.....no means no

we'll see you later

IMAGINE THE NEXT PART WRITTEN IN BOLD RED INK...AS I MUST FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE,YOU MUST SEND A FACE PIC...YOU MUST SEND A FACE PIC...YOU MUST SEND A FACE PIC...YOU MUST SEND A FACE PIC !!!

NOW,please read whole profile again!!!,thats the bit between the title and the pictures.

AND REMEMBER LADIES DONT LIKE CLEVER DICKS.....ONLY THICK UNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A AND R

full T's and C's apply

A AND R

56 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

A AND R

56 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings