Curvy AND .. Proud!

Woman in Ware, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 weeks ago

First off:

No coffee meets or short-notice meets (I need to see effort)

No Whatsapp, Kik, snapchat, instagram, twitter or tiktok - I have a life!

No under 28's (age) I have to be able to connect with you mentally, and you need to be able to hold down a decent conversation & buy me at least a first drink.

Cant accom couples & cant travel to you

My safety comes first, so if no Face pic attached, no reply.

Other points worth noting:

I have no desire to read a sex novel on here

No interest in hearing how horny you feel and definitely absolutely no interest in any dick pics (unless I specifically say I want to see one).

As my profile name suggests, receiving oral on every meet is an absolute must 4me - otherwise there is just no way we will get on, and there will definitely be no second meet.

When it comes to black gents, sorry lads, I have much more refined taste.. Personally, Im attracted to Mo Gilligan look-alikes only. My loss lads, and I know it.

Im sporting short hair right now so if lengthed hair is a must for you, then pls look away from my profile. I dont need hair to seduce anybody at this point in my life.

Im not here to impress anyone, take me as I am, or not at all. Simples! Boob men preferred. My tummy is not AT ALL flat so if you have a problem with this, pls find a person with a flat tummy.

Dream man: Richard Gere, I WOULD MARRY GERE AT ANY STAGE OF HIS LIFE - LITERALLY - my lifelong crush.

Happy fabbing, ALL!! X

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Jade

43 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings