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Simon & Suzie BOTH like men – the straighter the better! But if you think you are too straight to get your cock sucked by a MAN as well as a WOMAN, or if fucking a hole is the most important thing for you then DON’T WASTE OUR TIME.




We might sometimes announce a party. Most of our meets are MMF, but if you would be OK with us inviting another guy or two round at the same time then make this clear when fixing up the date. We love MMMMMF sessions when everyone is enjoying the buzz. Watch our status for details of future parties.


We have limited times to play, but Friday evenings around 7pm and weekend afternoons are often good for us. We usually play for around an hour or less. We really enjoy quickies more than long sessions, so why not use us a warm up before heading out for the evening?


Our ideal guy would be in his 20s or 30s.


You must be masculine.


You MUST have a cock that gets REALLY stiff, and stays up. It should stick upwards when you are standing up, and THE SMALLER THE BETTER. We love stiff little pricks! Guys with over 7” don’t need to bother applying.


We REALLY like: tattoos, red hair, stiff cocks, big bums, rugby players, big arms, tight foreskins, little pricks, military men, lorry drivers.




We DON'T like long-haired men, really thin guys or big cocks.


Do NOT contact us if:

You are over 45

Your cock does not stick upwards when hard.

You are not in our area now, or in near future

You do not always keep your stiffie.

You have not got a public face pic, or have not sent one with your first message.

You do not LOVE licking pussy.


We only play ONE WAY:

You will kiss, finger, and lick Suzie as Simon sucks your cock and rims you. If you think you are “too straight” to get head from a guy, then don’t bother us. Oral is our favourite. Suzie's pussy is tighter than most girls half her age, so very few guys get to fuck her - generally with very stiff small cocks and with great skills at getting her turned on first. If fucking is a big thing for you then look elsewhere.


NO CHAT. If you want to play with us, then tell us so.


Bi-curious guys are our favourite, especially if trying man-on-man for the first time. Simon likes a guy to play with him too, but it is not at all essential.


We like to be at least a little in charge, so you should expect Simon to give a few orders, to maximise Suzie's pleasure. Genuine subs are therefore especially welcome, but we don’t administer pain.


PARTIES: We announce a date and take details of the guys who want to join in. A face pic and phone number are essential. You must be comfortable around other erect men, and understand that at least your host, and maybe other guys too, might want to suck your prick. You don't have to touch the other guys. Suzie likes lots of hands on her at once, and loves to be licked, but she will probably not get fucked. It is NOT a gangbang. Don't ask how many will attend as we can never guarantee numbers. It might be just you on the night! Apply with PARTY in the title of your message.




Get in touch now, with a face pic and ideally a phone number too.


Simon & Suzie



55 years old, Gay

6'0"  183cm
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings


58 years old, Straight

5'2"  157cm
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 18 to 45 only
Will meet smokers


Can accommodate
Can travel


Blindfolds, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, SM, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*iM4mmfplease (38), Man on 19 August 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met these guys recently as part of a group meet. They were very considerate and respectful of everyone's boundaries. If you read their profile you can't go wrong!! A good time was had by all ;-)

*0nder (37), Man on 22 July 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met these delicious two a while back. Absolute pleasure to be your play thing for the evening :) hope I get to again sometime x

*oves3x765 (24), Man on 31 May 2018 by Meeting in person:
Great meet with these guys yesterday I was made to feel comfortable and they were both very skilled and suzie had the most amazing body and pussy can’t wait to meet again

*az1 (25), Man on 21 August 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this very sexy couple yesterday. They are down to earth, sexy and very horny. Suzie has a body of a goddess, nice big juicy breast, sweet, wet pussy and a very talented tongue. Can't wait to meet you both for round 2 xx

*ugby player (36), Man on 14 August 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this fantastic couple last night and what can I say what a brilliant night had a really good time hopefully see you guys soon x

*rHorn89 (28), Man on 7 August 2017 by Meeting in person:
I had an amazing night! Simon and Suzie invited me over and I loved every minute! Such genuine people and I can't wait for the next one xx

*awkesbury (30), Man on 24 December 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this very charming couple last night. They were my first couple meet. What an introduction! They were very friendly and entertained me to a wonderful evening that will long live in the memory. Any red blooded male would be a fool to mess them around. Till next time xx

*rankie22 (36), Man on 10 November 2016 by Meeting in person:
Great mmmmmf, an hours of intense pleasure as should be with no pressure just fun with Suzie & Simon fantastic skills!

*ral-lover86 (32), Man on 4 November 2016 by Meeting in person:
Sexy welcoming couple, put me at ease straight away, sweet tasting pussy and he has a nice thick cock, don't mess them around, will definitely be back.

*evilishCouple69 (34), Couple on 26 August 2016 by Meeting in person:
A fun little meet with a couple of deviants at chams who are utterly respectful of limits and always mindful of keeping their "victims" comfortable. ;) She's a cute little thing with great oral skills and he's a charming enthusiastic gent. Hope you guys had fun. :D

*esusChrist (28), Man on 16 May 2016 by Meeting in person:
What an awesome couple! Really good comms and genuine throughout. Simon was a cool, laid back host who made all feel comfortable and at ease. Suzie was dressed to impress (which she did) and both are a pleasure to play with and great fun. Hope to play again soon!

*i-roman (47), Man on 26 January 2016 by Meeting in person:
Great horny couple who are the best fun to be with. Second time I've met them and I really hope there is a third instalment!

*windonSwinger1983 (35), Man on 12 December 2015 by Meeting in person:
What a fantastic day I had with these 2! Perfect hosts, welcoming and lovely to chat to. They put me at ease straight away. If only all couples on fab were this genuine, sexy and nice.

*raighannam1 (32), Man on 17 November 2015 by Meeting in person:
Wow, first legitimate meet on fab and boy they didn't disappoint! Very genuine couple that made me feel welcome right away. Look forward to future meets, thanks guys!! X

*FG-82 (36), Man on 29 August 2015 by Meeting in person:
Awesome couple. Very relaxing and friendly. I was completely at ease within seconds. Suzie looked beautiful and both are very good at what they do. Nice crowd at the party, would love to play again

*errrad (38), Man on 29 August 2015 by Meeting in person:
i met this couple today had alot of fun at there party very genuine dont let these guys down if you have a chance nice tits ass and a suckable pussy and mr has good skills too had a sexy time x

*otjim (41), Man on 18 July 2015 by Meeting in person:
Been a long time but defiantly worth the wait. Been trying to meet with these to for months. Suzie so one sexy little minx. Loves to cock tease sucking me for soft to rock hard and than just teasing my cock. She has a lovely tight pussy as well. Simon is a great guy make me feel really relaxed. With a nice fat cock. Till next time guy have fun.

*asygo30 (37), Man on 21 June 2015 by Meeting in person:
A great late afternoon get together. Can still smell your sweet perfume. Look forward very much to seeing you both again.

*aughtyguyyorks (47), Man on 28 May 2015 by Meeting in person:
Had a great time with this naughty pair during their "northern tour". I received an awesome double header, then had the pleasure of her blowing me solo while the he gave me a masterful deep rimming. I made her cum using her funky little toy then managed to get some of his cum down my throat before I shot me load into her hungry mouth......Outstanding, thanks guys, can't wait for your next tour xxx

*trinque paratus (36), Man on 10 April 2015 by Meeting in person:
Jesus Mary and Joseph!!!! I'm not religious but these two are God given!!!!! It took a while to arrange but like a fine wine well worth wait!!!!! Till next time....if you'll have me....xxx

*agichands101 (41), Man on 31 March 2015 by Meeting in person:
An amazing couple very friendly Suzy looked very sexy when I arrived and wasted no time at all in starting the fun. She has a wonderful pussy that I enjoyed licking and teasing very much. Simon is a really nice guy easy to talk to and enjoys giving some directions so that it is enjoyable for everyone. Would love to see them again and see what we can try next time. Please treat with respect if you are given the opportunity to meet this genuine couple they are truly what FAB should be about. Hope to see you again soon x

*inkybideutsch (41), Man on 15 August 2014 by Meeting in person:
I met this great couple a while ago under my old profile (wiltsbukkake). They introduced me and a friend to a great Dom/Sub session and rounded off with Susie receiving 3 good cum loads all over her lovely breasts. Look forward to a repeat sometime x

*oyboyforu (38), Man on 28 April 2014 by Meeting in person:
Wow what can I say about these two. Mmmm the best nights fun ive had in a long time. A very friendly and extremely sexy couple would love to meet up again some time. Guys if you get the opportunity dont pass these teo by. Thanks again x

*iltsbukkake (41), Man on 13 February 2014 by Meeting in person:
What a lovely genuine couple. Met yesterday for an afternoon of fun. Tried out a few new things and really enjoyed their company. Suzie was left covered in 3 big loads of cum as a thank you! Hope to see you both again soon x

*icple123 (39), Couple on 7 February 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple today- they made me feel relaxed from the start. Had a great time, he has a great cock, and sucks expertly, she kisses brilliantly and loved going down on her, often lol :) Lovely couple and enjoyed my time with them, look forward to the next time! Thank you As to others - if you get the chance to meet these two - take it and don't let them down you'll be the one missing out.

*omersetbdsm (46), Man on 31 January 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met SnS today and had a fun time. Very nice people. ..nice bodies and great oral skills! I have to agree with the others and say that Suzies does indeed taste very nice! Hope to see them again soon!

*het_mak (42), Man on 26 January 2014 by Meeting in person:
Very genuine and fun couple who mix a sense of ease and natural conversation with down right naughtiness and sexy activities (including a few 'firsts' from my bucket list ;-) Many thanks and I hope we will meet again soon x

*irminghamGent (31), Man on 29 December 2013 by Meeting in person:
What a great couple, genuine too. Simon is a nice guy and Suzie is a good kisser and has some sexy curves ;-) a fun couple that I look forward to meeting again