Couple looking for fun

Couple in Oldbury, West Midlands, UK

Joined: 5 weeks ago
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Hello sexual deviants thank you for getting this far in our profile...I know alot of you won't make it to here.

We're Josh and Lucy, been together for 15 years so had plenty of fun together and want to share that with other people. We have commitments and a family so can't do short notice.

Both of our BMIs are off the scale so if your not into a chunky couple then good luck on your quest fine person/s. Not into one offs as our social anxiety prevents us from meeting new people each week. Would definitely want you to share our sense of humour because sex is no fun when everyone is all serious and shit so must be willing to join in with the 'bants' (yes we say that ironically,we're not douches). That being said please show your face as we do need to be sexually attracted to you, we have enough ugly friends as it is. Put your favourite desert in the title so we know you've read this and we can also judge you solely at that first lol. Lucy switches but is mainly a domme and josh will only submit to women that get permission from Lucy (it's a stubborn pride thing) but we are pretty flexible (not in the literal sense). Not sure what we're looking for but were not here just to fuck we mainly want a fun time.

We both prefer the opposite sex but will happily play bi with the right people. If you're polite in you message then you will get a response.

31 years old, Bi-curious

5'6" 168cm
Large
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

31 years old, Bi-curious

6'0" 183cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings