Better reviews than the Stranger Things finale...

Man in Whiteley, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 31 minutes ago

4.33 Uber rating. 100 percent positive Ebay feedback. 10 metre swimming badge. (Happy to share veris upon request too).

Now that I'm 40, I guess I count as an 'older guy'. I feel obliged to tell anyone who's after a sugar daddy that I spend all my money on a mortgage, board games and comfortable sweaters, so I don't have a lot to spare.

I also know that as a guy on here I'm not in a position to be picky, but please just be nice. A sense of humour and not taking yourself too seriously helps too. A FWB with an emphasis on the 'F', for an occasional F, but just as happy to rank 80s movie trilogies in-between.

More likely to send cat pics than dick pics.

Open-minded in a 'when you're in a sweaty pile of bodies, who knows what you might be grabbing...' sense, but wouldn't describe myself as curious. Bi... indifferent? Bi... the by?

Who's to say my friends only pics aren't just my bangin' carbonara recipe? There's only one way to find out.

Can accommodate again finally! No more judgemental looks from hotel staff who know exactly what you're doing booking a room at 11am on a Thursday. I don't want to brag, but I also own a proper size kettle...

41 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 25 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Threesomes, Taking Photos, Safe Sex, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Cybersex, Anal

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