Hiya I'm getting my kicks elsewhere atm sorry lol xx

Woman in South Tyneside, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Hi I'm a friendly laid back woman who likes to have a laugh and who knows what she wants. Which is basically some damn good sex hopefully and with a repeat performance if it is haha.

BTW I do not know the secret to damn good sex it just happens and I've got no intention of shagging all of you so stop bombarding me with messages thanks.

I've decided chemistry is the secret to damn good sex haha(420 friendly).

I'm not interested in long distance so don't bother if u live more than an hours drive away.

BTW as I'm neither a parking space or a prossie asking me when I'm free will never get you anywhere lol.

Time wasters don't need apply, people that meet have way more fun than the piss artists that don't. Your loss not mine haha.

May I add without being offensive men shorter than me don't do it for me soz and don't give me your shit of we are all the same size lying down we still need to get to bed don't we? lol.

Any institution wishing to use my pix feel free I couldn't give a flying fuck hahaha.

I ain't no spunk dump guys so if that's all you're after don't bother.

I'M SERIOUSLY FUCKING SICK OF TIME WASTERS AND PISS ARTISTS ATM. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO WASTE EACH OTHER'S TIME?

Eva

49 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men Women
Aged from 18 to 42 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Oral, Safe Sex, Soft Swing, Spanking, Threesomes

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*woscompany16 (27), Couple on 1 July 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met on Friday night as I was stood up! Had a great night out! Plenty of drinks and laughs, back to hers and well it was an experience and a half lol! Can’t wait to meet again and have loads more meetings and fun! Great genuine, clean girl! She is the most happiest, friendliest girl I’ve met ! Tells you as it is which I love :) XxXxX

*ase2017 (33), Man on 1 July 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met this woman last year sometime went to hers had a drink and few smokes next thing she was riding the life out of me till we both cum guys dont miss out what a gem she is x

*ittle Miss Peachy Lola (48), Woman on 4 March 2018 by Meeting in person:
The meaning of beauty comes from within absolutely applies to Miss Carlsberg. Knows exactly what she wants, strong and very determined, wild and free spirited x In addition she has an amazing body! Always here for you too hun loved your company and you’re always welcome to come and put your feet up xx Next time at yours xx

*vandancan (49), Couple on 18 January 2018 by Meeting in person:
Most beautiful woman ive met xx

*iglad87 (36), Man on 1 January 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met this hot lady a few weeks back won’t guve to much away she sucks cock like a dyson and takes a ballsa deep pounding like a lady should.. until next time...