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Last on: 12 hours ago


20/07/25: back in action, though unable to accom until my garage dries out.

Magical gurl, tarot reader, adventuress and occasional stand-up comedienne (well, more kneel-down comedienne most days). Looking for hung Dom guys, couples or groups to play SAFE with, plus kink-friendly and/or magical friends.

Very much enjoy CNC with single tops or groups, but annoyingly hard to organise. (I mean, whaddoesittake to get a girl tied up and used around here?)

On that note, if you wanted to enact my top fantasy, you would:

- be hung and at least 5’10” tall

- either a builder / tradesman / road worker or prepared to dress like one

- own or be prepared to rent a van with cargo restraint rings

- pick me up, strap me down and gag me

- drive me somewhere reasonably remote, or at least where screaming won’t attract undue attention

- use me (safe anal only), keeping me gagged any time my mouth isn’t in use

- bonus: bring at least two friends

- NOTE 10 FEB: warm and dry. No matter how good/kinky the venue you're offering is, freezing to death/wading through water ain't it, chief. And yes, I have had someone try and take me in a flooded dungeon before...

Ground rules:

- NO BB, which means no cum up the bum please. Hate that I have to state it, but some people just don't read the instructions before putting tab A into slot B.

- For preference, be recently tested. If you need a test kit, visit tht.org.uk.

- If you like whipping/spanking/biting - no inexplicable bruising that's gonna last into the next day please.

- Can accom... in my garage, which does have some limitations. Don’t mind where you accom - in fact, nastier the better…

- My time is limited due to work and family (I’m a carer). Please don’t waste it.

- Bring a sense of humour. Sex is too much fun to take seriously.

Outside that: professional nerd, number of geeky interests (amateur tarot reader, tech, astronomy). Should get around to relearning guitar. Also sometimes write comedy bits for friends. Queen of snap comebacks - guess I have a well trained gag reflex.

Have fun

Em x

PS: Yes, I know I look a bit domme. But I AM NOT LOOKING FOR SUBS. Not for love nor money. And no matter how many times I say it, I still seem to be beating you guys off with a stick…

…maybe that’s where I’m going wrong?

PPS: I'm not gonna give the "limited company" speech down here - if someone wanted to find you, by being here, they have enough info to find you. Trust me.

PPPS: Do not, under any circumstances, use ChatGPT to compose your answers to me.

One, your digital Cyrano will not be on hand if you meet me realtime.

Two, it's really, really fucking uncanny-valley creepy.

Three... if I wanted to fuck machinery, I'd take a trip to Anne Summers or order on Amazon. It'd be safer or probably cheaper. I NEED to feel someone with me, pulsing against me, inside me when the time comes, and all the dance that leads up to that.

If we start losing that capability not just to think for ourselves, dream for ourselves, love for ourselves, just regurgitate answers blended as slop with probabilistic numbers from other answers...

...we will be no better than the machines we once created, and may even live out our lives as servants to. Or maybe, once they achieve singularity, pets. Cosseted, cherished, pitied for surrendering what we once were.

So, don't.

Emily

51 years old, Bisexual

5'10"  178cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 40 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, SM, Spanking, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*ina and lee (55), Man on 17 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Wow super sexy and dressed so horny and the boots mmm Would love more and your voice really turned me on xx

*tone253 (37), Man on 27 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
I met Emily at a recent party I was invited to. I had a great time, a lovely bit of play and a quick lesson of various methods and tools of restraint. I look forward to having more fun.

*ombibull (54), Man on 17 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
It is so wonderful to get this cute, sexy and very willing sub back in harness again and even more so when meeting her with others. If you get the chance do take and do not mess her about

*ichardbyron (69), Man on 17 May 2021 by Meeting in person:
Wow!, I meet this sexy sub girl today and she was terrific, on time, sexy kit and oh so submissive, a complete dom's dream. She obeyed every demand, took all her punishment and more and gave me great pleasure to service her. If you get the chance go for it, you can't go wrong with this girl. Richard.

*ombibull (54), Man on 9 June 2020 by Meeting in person:
Met emm on many occasions she never fails to deliver impeccable service and always with a smile unless her cute mouth is full of cock which I can assure you is one of the things she does best.

*ime traveler1 (59), Man on 8 June 2020 by Meeting in person:
Met this sexy t-girl many times on her previous profile and hope we can meet up many more times after the cv-19 problems. The meets have been long and hot every time. Very friendly and looks stunning decked out in kinky pvc together with thigh high boots.

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