Scandalociously fantabulous

Woman in St Albans/ North Welsh Borders, Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

The OG profile. Temu versions are available elsewhere! be original, be you! Shine your shiney shine without plagiarising mine.

Sweary, lairy and sometimes scary. Must be seen to be believed

'Outstanding' (A from Bogner)*

'Toe Curling' (C from Skegness)*

'Best tits eva (N from Epping Forest)*

*Names have been changed. Any similarities to any person living or dead is purely coincidental....

Like a renegade Master, D4 damage with the ill behaviour...

Shady's back. Guess who's back! Because Fabs so empty without me!

Fab is like Hotel California: You can check out but you can never leave...

Once upon a time I would have loved to take a walk to the waterfront to look at the sparkles in the rain as I thought about all the things she said up on the cat walk as we looked over the book of brilliant things. We talked about travelling east at Easter to see the lights and walk along the Constaninople line which reminded me of walking between worlds. Anyway please don't you forget about me as you see the lights along the Neapolis and think about your life in a day.

So. If you wanna be my lover you;

1. Can't get with my friends as I don't have any

2. Not that way inclined anyway...so won't be joining you and your Mate or you and your Mrs...

3. Sharing is not caring in my World

If you change your mind and want to take a chance on me then we can go dancing in the moonlight.

I love music, it is my go to for whatever mood or mindstate I find myself in. In life you can always rely on music...

Let me be clear, I am a swinger, regular visitor and member of Townhouse, I'm not into quick fucks or sucks, clue is in the name 'Fabswingers' it ain't called 'Rentafuck' or Instashag' so don't message asking if I am up for 'fun' make an effort and keep in mind I am a person not an object. I am not here for validation and don't need bullshit

You want to go to a club, then go, I'm not prepared to hold your hand or take you along...I'm not a babysitter. If swinging is a true interest you won't need a partner to go.

I don't want to be your Sub, neither do I want to humiliate you, though I might stamp in your bollocks if you cross me and only if you ask me nicely ;-)

Not sure what's going on half the time... What do I know? who knows? Do you know? I don't and probably not interested anyway.

How to get on my radar?? Don't be a knobhead is a good start. I am a person not an object and please address me as so, I'm peri-menopausal so proceed with caution. Yes I am menopausal, with crying, like proper ugly crying! And snot. It ain't pretty I can tell you

I am neurodivergent, cloudy with a hint of sarcasm....Attention span of a Chicken, however long that that is, ask someone who knows about Chickens I guess...as I said I get easily distracted... I love to dance, but you know I can't dance right, I also love to sing but I can't do that either!

50 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 30 to 55 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Safe Sex, Swingers Clubs

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*acebetweenthethighs (32), Man on 21 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Used to see this woman back in the day before I took a break! Sexy woman with great tits. Always an unreal blowjob knows how to please a man for sure! Looking forward to reconnecting and getting upto some mischief! X

*r welsh321 (37), Man on 24 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
I let this lady for a coffee . Just a nice little social to get to know each other and she is such a genuinely nice person . Very polite and respectful and we didn’t stop talk. Would look forward to seeing her again given the chance.

*allMeBee (46), Man on 12 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a lovely lovely lass! We had a very civilised Costa social where I chewed her beautiful ears off with my usual crap! And she smiled politely through the lot! Gorgeous and great fun.

*cousedog55 (56), Man on 6 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this wonderfully sexily gorgeous Welsh lady at the Townhouse MiLF Monday. Had a wonderful chat and laugh with this incredibly sexy lady and she taught me a few things, mainly a few words in Welsh. Although I didn't have the fortune to play with her I did watch her in play form and what a stunning body she has..Hope to see her at the next MiLF at the Townhouse and learn a bit more...Welsh xx

*ustKaty (46), Woman on 2 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
Was lovely to see a familiar face today at Townhouse, Milf Monday… just like the old days, great to see you back! X

*elshhorn (38), Man on 28 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this naughty hot women on a few occasions and always great to chat to and up for a good time ;-) looking forward to some more meets in the future hopefully

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