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Woman in Teesside, North East, UK   TickPhoto VerifiedOn mobile site

... "Club f tonight .. club shhh sat night … time for some fun!". 22 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 15 hours ago

What I’m looking for !! I will have status’ up when I’m free. My booty call not yours

- LOCAL ONLY -I’m looking for a couple of regulars to be MY booty calls - this means MY call not yours. I have very limited time now and need to use wisely. Must be able to accommodate too. Last minute availability from myself is usually the case. I still need a connection mentally and physically! Local not miles away either.

I don’t have time for distance meets so don’t care if you can travel lol!!

I am my username - more than curves - not to your liking just move onto next profile, thank you.

No to cam or phone fun thanks.

I am single but have a life off here so no meeting at drop of a hat and i need a mental attraction as well as physical.

So about me - guess I’m chatty with the right people , fun, down to earth and genuine. I expect the same in return.

I still lactate a little - just a warning - this is NOT a fetish for me.

When/if I don’t reply to your message please don’t be offended - just means not my type. Keep sending and I’ll use my all time favourite button on fab - block.

If your girlfriend or wife don’t know then it’s not swinging it’s cheating - please don’t bother wasting mine and your own time.

Not into distance meets. And the usual don’t accept friend invites unless I want to meet.

My pictures are mine - I do not give permission for them to be screen shot , shared etc. Any that you see shared in group chats will not be me. Action will be taken.

Future Meets and Events


Club meet on Saturday 30 September 2023 in North East: Club - shhh
At this meet looking for: M MM 
Newcastle takeover weekend … let’s get naughty!

View meet listings, add yours at the Meets & Events pages.


45 years old, Bi-curious

5'1"  155cm
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men Women
Aged from 26 to 43 only
Won't meet smokers


Can accommodate
Can travel


Dogging, Gangbangs, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

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*launt Thy Curves (46), Couple (FF) on 13 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
A total pleasure to see you at Pandora for Flaunt Thy Curves! A party that was made a marvellous night by wonderful people like yourselves. Our upcoming events are on our profile and hope to see you again soon xx

*lub play (49), Couple on 24 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for coming along to Club Play & helping make it a night to remember xxx We hope you enjoyed your visit & we will see you again very soon xxx Club Play – Paul & Dawn xxx

*lub F Co.Durham (37), Couple on 6 July 2021 by Meeting in person:
What can I say, this lady has curves in all the right places, she is bubbly, lively & sometimes a little mysterious, fun, chatty and a great clubf member and makes social saturdays a sight for sore eyes. If you get to meet & chat with this beauty you wont be disappointed. And if you dont chat to her, try harder! because she is worth it :) xx


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