Dog hairdresser

Woman in Swansea, Wales, UK

Joined: 2 weeks ago
Last on: 2 weeks ago

Hubby can't satisfy. Can't even lift his eye. His eyes so lazy Jeremy Kyle sent it to boot camp. He moves his eyebrow and ear every time my sister bends over but it's not improving. Muffin Top Thomas said he's getting a bionic eye for him but ...he's a lying cunt.

There's a bender who was living with the woman who shagged her son a few doors down. He looks great in a dress and his cock is...Very nice. I heard he's on here so I signed up. Bet he likes my sister though (yes...he does. Look at it ffs...sorry. Carry on). Ok... Ahhh x

growler

41 years old, Straight

5'3" 160cm
Curvy
Smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

TV/TS
Aged from 44 to 46 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Watersports, Toys, Role Play, Rimming, Dogging