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Man in Portsmouth, South East, UK

Joined: 9 months ago
Last on: 42 minutes ago

Been here before, I’m not new… I’ve had verifications in the past so if you remember feel free to add another one if you have the time. I’ll do the same for you.

If you want to leave one… cool, I’ll do the same for you. If not… it’s also cool.

I’m here for pretty women who look after themselves, are respectful and don’t take life too seriously… to have a bit of fun, discreetly or not, and to have that bit of excitement away from the day to day norm we all experience.

If you’re here… then I’m hoping you’re at least a tiny bit interested in which case I’d love to hear from you.

I might be one of the filthiest people you’ve ever come across, nothing weird of course… but when I’m in the moment, intensity is high!

About me:

I’m 39, but feel about 32. I don’t know why specifically 32… but that’s how I feel.

I’m just over 6ft in heels… but I never wear heels so technically 5’11.5.

Yes that .5 matters. You know it would if you were measuring something else! (7 inches by the way but 8 when I’m ultra turned on… yeah I’ve measured!)

I have a lot of responsibility in my job which I love, I tell people what to do quite a lot, but naturally I’m quite dominant in many areas.

I’m also a massive wind up, with a dry sense of humour. Making people laugh makes me happy.

I’m not here to find the one, or rack up numbers.

I have standards, I like someone that takes care of themselves and looks after their appearance. I like a curvy woman as much as a slim athletic woman, it all comes down to the person they are.

Effort is a huge turn on ladies.

Few things to ask me about if you’re not sure what to talk about.

1. The time I died (genuinely)

2. Being held at gun point in France.

Message me even if you’re a little bit curious.

Ps… I hate taking selfies. I find the concept of a grown man pulling his phone out, holding it up and smiling an incredibly unmanly thing to do. Gives me the ick a little… so if my face pics look serious… that’s my resting serious face. I’m incredibly smiley otherwise!

Ess

39 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 22 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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