... "Could I be your bad influence or guilty pleasure? Who knows you decide xI can also offer the full boyfriend experience though at my age more grandad x".
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I'm Just an older humourous guy ...I do not tend take it too seriously on here so my expectations are not to high .though it would be nice to find something regular Happy to flirt , chat & a bit of banter is always fun ..After reading in the forum about some women not cumming from penetrative sex & some advice said try a curvy penis ....well he's certainly curved ladies & happy to assist if needed to test out this theory.....can accomadate occaisionally just depends on circumstances as both my sons live with me .I also realise just because you meet up it dosent mean anything will happen that parts an added bonus and not expected more than happy just too socialise , have a laugh maybe make some new friends which is always nice ..I don't have the body of a Greek God but if I could choose to be one I would go for comus the God of festivity .revels and nocturnal dalliances ...this is more a jovial hobby than an obsession but it is very addictive I am a registered charity so if anyone wants to help the aged feel free to send a message .Lets re-enact those porn classics Snow White and the 7 inches or Goldilocks and the 3 bears ( though I would need to recruit a coupe of hairy chaps to assist with that one ) .anyway I may just be having a mid life crisis ....so just humour me ..x I am a member of certain clubs but first rule of these clubs is we don’t talk about these clubs x my random status updates may give the odd clue but I can’t discuss them rules are rules but you never know I may see you a meeting xx 
