Nerdy, Kinky and Curvy! But sadly not looking for single guys here!

Couple in Cheshire, North West, UK

... "Splish splash...... Any couples or ladies able to do better? :p". Thursday

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Last on: 10 hours ago

Well hello there…

We’re Ess & A...a cheeky, loved-up couple with wandering hands, curious minds, and a dangerous appreciation for chemistry.

We’re not shopping for a “type". We’re hunting vibes. If you can flirt, laugh, and make eye contact without panicking, you’re already off to a strong start. We’re firm believers that all bodies are hot — every shape, size, colour, ability, and disability — but chemistry is king, and if you’re on our wavelength, things tend to get… deliciously distracting.

We’re especially weak for:

•Alternative energy

•Nerdy brains (bonus points if you ramble)

•Curvy / chunky / soft bodies made for cuddling and mischief

•Artsy & crafty creatives

•IT geeks & techy troublemakers

•Gamers (we like competitive streaks!)

•Outdoorsy adventurers

And the rare, mythical ice hockey fans!

We swing because we love shared pleasure...teasing, flirting, laughing, lingering touches, and the kind of connection that makes you forget what time it is. Everyone enjoying themselves is essential. We’re not here to collect notches… unless that’s consensual, negotiated, and very much your thing.....

We enjoy kink, but it’s never an expectation. Trust, communication, and enthusiastic consent are outrageously sexy, and we like to let things build naturally. Boundaries are respected without question, confidence is hot, pressure is not.

•A Little About A•

A is slim, outdoors-fit, and avoids gyms like the plague. Long brown hair, blue eyes, glasses, and a wicked sense of humour that sneaks up on you. Calm, playful, and the kind of guy who makes you feel comfortable… right before you realise you’re flirting back.

•A Little About Ess•

Ess is a very curvy goddess....proudly chonky, gloriously jiggly, with long brown hair, a cheeky grin, and curves that demand appreciation. Laughs come as standard. A switch who leans sub, with a notably higher drive (A confirms this with fond, exhausted smiles).

Ess has Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, meaning hypermobile joints and a lifestyle that includes both walking and wheelchair use. Flexibility perks included.

She also has a urostomy. It doesn’t get in the way, she barely notices it, but honesty is sexy and surprises are overrated. Always happy to chat openly or support others with similar quirks.

•The Important (But Still Fun) Stuff•

We love clubs, exploring everything they have to offer, and fully leaning into the experience ,if there’s cake, we’re already sold!

We need connection first, so please don’t expect to rock up and skip the flirting. Talk to us. Tease us. Seduce our brains.

We prefer to play together. Ess is very much A’s girl, and while we’re solid, loving, and fully committed, we adore the sparkle swinging adds. Please speak to both of us and get consent from both of us.

Safe sex only. Penis-wielders: condoms are required, Ess can only use Hanx due to allergies.

Both of us can reply here, so messages may come from either half of the trouble.

If we’ve caught your eye, don’t just say “hi.”

No unsolicited pics, those disappear into the void.

Make us laugh. Make us curious. Make us want to lean in closer.

After all… the best foreplay starts long before anyone gets naked!

Ess

35 years old, Bisexual

5'1" 155cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

35 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Slim
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 53
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, DP, Cybersex, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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*olours and Orange (31), Couple on 3 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Meet these guys for a social. Such a lovely couple. Easy on the eyes, easy to talk to. Didn't feel like we hadn't met before. Time flew by and I hope we can all meet again

*rogoandKhaleesi (47), Couple on 19 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this fantastic couple and were made to feel so welcome and at ease. Great conversation (and we didn’t even talk GE90s), great company and great fun after ;-). Hope we can meet up again soon xx

*BWife83 (42), Woman on 16 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple, with my husband, for some food and a great conversation yesterday. They are both so easy to chat to and every bit as sexy as their profile suggests ;) looking forward to knowing them more xxx

*evilinher (35), Couple on 8 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Was so lovely spending some time with this couple. We have known A for years and N had the please of meeting S a while ago. To say I haven’t seen A so happy is an understatement. They are both the perfect couple so witty and well balanced with each other. So glad I finally got to meet S was definitely worth the wait. Can’t wait to see you guys again soon xxx

*mbarrassed_box (41), Couple on 18 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple this afternoon for a coffee. Very witty and funny, the time flew by. We all really got on. Very much looking forward to another naughtier meet soon! X

*kinnyandcurvy321 (25), Couple on 10 September 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met for a social (watch out they’re both very stinky) Warning: they don’t understand what palm trees are and will try and seduce you into giving them garlic (vampires beware) Thanks both for an awesome day - see you soon for games and play :p

*opes and Red (41), Couple on 14 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
We are very happy that this beautiful couple could make it to Entice @ Xtasia for our second event. We’ve been chatting with them for a few months now, so it was great to finally meet them in person (and it was very worth the wait!). They were lots of fun and really embraced the spirit of the event; getting involved with demonstrations and trying out new things! We hope you enjoyed your evening and really can’t wait to entice you back for more fun. Lots of love - G & Lola

*Devil77 (48), Man on 1 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting this lovely couple in chams, and what can I say that you probably won't already know. They are both friendly and great company. Ill see you both again very soon ;-)

*ornyLeedsLass (49), Woman on 31 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at Chams bbw bash and what can I say……. A beautiful, sexy lady with a gorgeous smile, a handsome young man with a devilish glint in his eye. I look forward to seeing them both again soon. Hugs Maz xxx