Fun couple looking for single guys aged 45-60

Couple in Near To Downham Market, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

For the benefit of those who seem to be unable to read further....... please just read the profile and stop sending friend requests and winks when you've not even said hello in chat or exchanged messages first!!!

There are lots of single men here, so we are looking for those that stand out (and we don't mean how impressive your todger might be). Take note of our preferences and please only message us if you fit our criteria. Put some effort into it if you want to get anywhere, be polite and sensible, you need to catch Polly's attention. If you can't be bothered to write more than a few words, then we can't be bothered to look at your profile. Treat this like a job application, you have to get through the initial sift to stand a chance of an interview so you need an impressive CV. We don't want your life story but include a bit of general background, and things like approximate location, age, height, weight.

Please do not send friend requests if we've not even had some sort of conversation in the chatrooms, or exchanged messages via the mailbox as we will just delete without even considering you. Do you just go up to complete strangers in the pub and assume they're your mate just because you've just walked over? Didn't think so! It's not going to get you anywhere with us, please look elsewhere if that's all you can manage.

Similarly if you send a wink we will just delete without even considering you.

We are interested in meeting SINGLE, PROFESSIONAL, INTELLIGENT AND ARTICULATE MEN between ages 40 to 60.

We are in West Norfolk, but we don't like to play in our own backyard, so if you are within say 20 miles of us it's unlikely that we will want to meet you.

We are not interested if you are playing away as we don't want to potentially get involved in someone else's problems or be responsible for hurting someone.

If you catch our eye, we expect to exchange a few messages to chat about what a meet MIGHT entail, and possibly in due course a phone chat - this does not mean phone sex, it's about helping Polly decide if she wants to meet you. Again, be polite and sensible.

If a meet becomes possible, we will initially meet in a pub to see if we all get on in person. Please note that meeting up doesn't guarantee fun, Polly needs to feel some attraction to a potential playmate. You should be smart, well groomed and smelling nice. Some intelligent conversation over a drink and perhaps a little bit of flirting etc. If she's happy, then we can go further.

Norfy

62 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Polly

56 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 40 to 65 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Oral, Safe Sex, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

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*rivememad (57), Man on 7 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Meet this lovely couple at Norwich Social Very pleasant on the eye Lovely people If you have an opportunity to chat with them take it They are just fabulous Hope to see you again soon and have a lot more time to chat

*funcouple (51), Couple on 3 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
What an amazing couple. We have the pleasure of calling them friends and we are the lucky ones. We enjoyed seeing them again at the Norwich Social. See you soon!

*asquatch and Pudding (25), Couple on 3 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
We met this lovely couple at the social in November originally, since then they have become firm friends which we hope lasts a lifetime, they have a great sense of humour and have great intellectual conversation. Looking forward to seeing them both again soon x

*ovely_Fella (50), Man on 10 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
I've met this lovely couple a few times, and this last one was simply the best yet. everything and everyone clicked. They are so friendly, warm, intelligent and well dressed, not to mention sexy as hell. If you get a chance to meet them, don't turn it down, treat them with respect and you will reap the rewards in so many ways! xx

*uji747 (54), Man on 12 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
I had the please of meeting this lovely couple. Great social and later lots of fun at their place. Thank you for a wonderful evening. Here’s to many more.

*njoytheride (53), Man on 5 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
Was great to meet up again with this lovely couple for a good flirty pub meet and afternoon of damn great sexy fun! Look forward to doing it again sometime!

*umpinjackflash70 (54), Man on 15 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
Another very pleasant evening with N and P. Always welcoming, genuinely a really nice couple and they are people you'd want to be friends with.

*laylife (60), Man on 23 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met with this genuine couple on a social had a great evening as there great company and fun to be with Thank you both for a great evening

*ovely_Fella (50), Man on 27 June 2022 by Meeting in person:
Had a third meet with this lovely couple. They're friendly and sexy, and the playing just gets better and better each time we get together.

*umpinjackflash70 (54), Man on 2 May 2022 by Meeting in person:
A charming and fun couple. I was very well looked after!

*ovely_Fella (50), Man on 3 April 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met this wonderful couple again. They are a pleasure to talk with socially, and to have saucy fun with. A real credit to Fab, if only all meets were this good. See you again! x

*ovely_Fella (50), Man on 13 March 2022 by Meeting in person:
What a lovely couple. Met them for a social and the conversation flowed so easily. He is articulate, friendly and easy going. She is drop dead gorgeous. Have arranged to meet again for some naughtiness and i can't wait xx