Updated profile Nov 23 - please read!

Couple in Doncaster, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

So it’s probably time for a bit of a profile reboot… we’ve been messed about a lot by people on here recently and whilst we’re aware this may make us seem somewhat unapproachable, we’d rather that than keep dealing with the same kind of time-wasters…

We are a naughty pair who have been doing this long enough now to know what we want and what we like. We’ve met a fair few people through Fab as you can see from our veris, and whilst we try to maintain and continue to evolve our relationships with those people, we do enjoy the thrill of connecting, and are always on the lookout for new playmates.

We are parents to a toddler (and co-parent two older kids) and our childcare options are extremely limited, hence our profile stating “can accommodate; cannot travel”. We rely on people being able to come to us, and we’re not looking for one-off meets, so we tend to keep our search radius fairly local. We don’t play separately, and cannot really foresee a time when that will change, so don’t ask.

We don’t have “types” as such, but we do know what we don’t like! On average we find probably less than 10% of people who try to connect with us here particularly attractive, and we won’t compromise our standards or our boundaries. If you have tattoos and/ or a slightly alternative style (especially women), you’ll likely catch our eye. We prefer local and willing to travel, as previously mentioned, and ideally under 45, but ultimately if you’re on our wavelength our parameters may shift.

K posts most of the photo/ video content here, but M is on here more and does most of the searching, winking and initial messaging. However we always discuss potential connections as soon as we get chance. If your message has been read but not replied to, it is likely the case we haven’t had chance to discuss; if you see your message has been deleted without us replying, take the hint.

In terms of what we’re looking for, we recognise that each situation is different according to the people and personalities and preferences involved, so best advice is to have no real expectations and just go with the flow. We have done same room play with no swapping, soft swap, and full swap, and our boundaries now are almost non existent compared to the ones we had in place 4 years ago. With women - whether solo or as part of a couple - FF play is key, and a dealbreaker; so bi ladies only please. M (male) will always be present and is happy to just spectate, but as long as everyone is willing, M will join in. Likewise men: bi preferred, although not essential. Mostly you’ll be required to pleasure K (female), but if all parties are willing there could be room for MM play as well. We will always try to work with others to accommodate their specific wants and needs, but please don’t expect us to compromise our own or put ourselves out too much, because we won’t be taken advantage of.

We’re not here to feed anyone’s ego, squash your insecurities, help you rekindle your own relationship spark, get back at a cheating partner or whatever other personal drama you think you can solve by involving other people. We don’t just want to watch you bang your partner in our living room because it’s too cold for you to go dogging and you’re too scared to swing properly. And no, we can assure you, we don’t want to “meet now”. We just want to have lots of dirty fun and we’d like to make some more sexy friends whose hands, mouths and genitals could make our already amazing sex life even better.

This bit is very important: if you’re not photo verified, we will rightly treat you with suspicion and will insist on some kind of verification, probably in the form of a greeting video or FaceTime call. Also, if you want to progress at all with us, you must be prepared to swap numbers and move chats onto another platform reasonably quickly. We will both want to chat to you in a group setting, which is impossible on here, and we don’t see why anyone should worry about a photo verified and multi-user verified profile on a swingers site being indiscreet. If you want to fuck us, the very least you can do is prove you’re real and give us your number.

If you’re going to message us, include face pics please. Initial attraction is vital, so we will want to see your faces before deciding whether or not we are interested. And please be original, or at the very least have a personality that isn’t “horny caveman”: if we wanted someone to say “hi” to us, we’d ask Siri, and if either one of us feels the need to be sexually objectified, we’ll just bend over in front of the other.

The above probably suggests otherwise, but we’re actually pretty easygoing, decent, funny and caring people, and we only ever intend to make long-term friends as well as playmates. We think our veris, pics and videos speak for themselves, but feel free to try us and see for yourselves! X

30 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

43 years old, Bi-curious

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 25 to 45
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Webcams, Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Spanking, Soft Swing, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Blindfolds, Anal

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*orkshireHoney (34), Woman on 23 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for the steamy night guys. You are both so incredibly welcoming and stunning. Until next time xx

*orkshireHoney (34), Woman on 11 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met for a social due to certain things being in the way of playtime but I cannot wait for our next encounter. Fuck the chat, let's get naked and explore what I think will be some hot wet hard fun :). This site is proper full of weird people so it's refreshing to know these two are both are so lovely and down to earth. See you soon xx

*ceofwandss (27), Couple on 20 October 2023 by Webcam:
What was supposed to be a ‘quick’ FaceTime social ended up being an hour and a half because this lovely couple were so easy to get along with, friendly, funny, and easy on the eyes ;) Conversation flowed super easily, they’re both super polite and down to earth and great story tellers. Looking forward to seeing more of you both, thanks for ‘having’ us! X

*ky Blu 2 (23), Woman on 5 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had an outstanding meet with this amazing and beautiful couple! This was my first time in a 3way and both the male and female made me feel so comfortable and relaxed with the situation! They both have stunning bodies that match some lovely and kinky personalities. Have to say I thoroughly enjoyed every moment, had multiple orgasms from both of them, definitely left me wanting more and am so excited for the next meet! HIGHLY RECOMMEND!! You do not want to miss out!…until next time ?? x

*aughty-Yorks (29), Couple on 4 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
We met these guys for a social at their house. They are both really attractive and easy to talk to! Had a great open conversation and made it clear what they enjoy. Looking forwards to another meet with some sexy fun this time round!

*ormalcouple 555 (52), Couple on 18 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
So, that's it. We've finally had our first official play. Was a bit nervous to start off but M&K were the perfect hosts and made us comfortable and relaxed. The result being a super sexy, hot play date where everyone had some attention. Was great to watch the girls, K&K play together and to watch them both teasing M's cock. A genuine, replaced and friendly couple.

*ormalcouple 555 (52), Couple on 3 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Well, we've only been on fab but a couple of weeks, when I spotted this couples' profile and thought they look cool. Imagine my surprise when it turned out they live about 4 houses away! After a few messages we decided to take the plunge and pop over for a coffee and a chat. K and M are a lovely couple, who put us at ease and who we can definitely see ourselves having our first ever fun evening with. Just need to arrange a time, hopefully soon :-)

*quidSloth (25), Couple on 16 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Had a fantastic night with these two hotties. Couples play and a bit of soft swapping. Both look absolutely incredible and are very our type. They're lovely and friendly, we couldn't imagine a better first time and hope to see them again! 10/10

*quidSloth (25), Couple on 23 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
Fantastic couple, lovely and patient with a couple new to swinging.

*incolnshireCouple1877 (30), Couple on 22 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
It had been a long time coming but these two have been brilliantly helpful and patient with us. We had a somewhat spontaneous play date, that was planned to be us playing in our own couples but what can I say we wanted more! Ended up as a soft swap, with these two reining us in and looking after us. We couldn't have asked for better friends to play with and we look forward to seeing you again soon!

*incolnshireCouple1877 (30), Couple on 21 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
This lovely couple introduced us to FAB and have since become good friends. The are kind, respectful, patient and really hot! We've met them numerous times but fait and nerves had other plans and we are yet to play together. Don't miss out on meeting these two if you get the chance!