Quality over quantity

Couple in West Yorkshire, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 12 hours ago

Hi there thanks for having a look at our profile.

Before you message please read on to the end....

We're D&S, a pretty down to earth, ‘normal’ couple who aren't always politically correct but what you see is what you get.

Lets start off by saying if you're the married guy who's wife isn't interested in sex anymore or just doesn't understand you stop reading now and move on to another profile.

Alternatively google RELATE, they might be able to help...

Pic collectors move along, nothing to see here...

We won't meet smokers.

Still with us?

Then read on........

We're not looking to meet the whole internet, just a select one or maybe two.

Our age range is 45-59

Did we say no married guys?

The ability to hold an intelligent conversation is always good, long spells of silence is just awkward for everyone.

We will want to meet for a social first just to make sure you're who you say you are, that doesn't mean it's 'nailed on' that something will happen cos it probably won't and you'll leave disappointed.

Still no married men thanks.

Feel free to wink or even better drop us a message but no "Sarah is sooo sexy" ( I know I'm married to her), "can you meet now", "can I come on Sarah's tits" blah, blah, blah...

If we don't answer please don't be offended, you're probably a pretty cool guy and yes it might be our loss, we understand.

If we do meet then there are a couple of no, no's from the off.

Sarah doesn't do kissing so don't try as she can give a mean headbutt.

If you are lucky enough to be a 'chosen one' and we play she absolutely hates her clit been rubbed, no exceptions! Clit rubbing will undoubtedly lead to a well aimed left hook from her which will leave you in the very embarrassing position of explaining a black eye to friends and family (but not wives or girlfriends as we don't meet guys who have them. Just saying..).

We ALWAYS play safe so make sure you call at the chemist before turning up.

Us - meeting isn't something that we do often hence the profile name, it's more as and when the mood takes this means we can be a bit last minute rather than planned, sorry it's just how we do things.

We're honest and enjoy a laugh and joke, clean and tidy and are looking for the same. We've had some brilliant meets in the past and want to continue. We've also just started to visit Quest in Leeds so that might be an option.

Our jobs in MI5 mean that we expect discretion and promise the same.

Joking aside thanks for taking time to at least read to the end.

If we're not what you're looking for then good luck and happy hunting....

Much Love D&S x

58 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

47 years old, Bi-curious

5'5" 165cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF)
Aged from 45 to 60 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

See 1 Public Videos

Verified Genuine Profile

*ymale (52), Man on 30 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met D & S tonight and what a fantastic couple. Lovely home and easy to find. Really nice welcome from a very chilled guy. Sarah was lovely dressed in some very sexy lingerie and legs I couldn’t take my eyes off. She then unleashed her expert skill on me and wow. Great conversation great genuine very genuine couple and probably the best first meet I’ve had on fab. Thank you for a lovely meet and hope it’s the first of many. Mick

*ornymonkey218 (53), Man on 16 April 2022 by Meeting in person:
Been talking to this genuine couple for a few weeks now and finally had the chance to meet them last night for a social drink. Plenty of laughter was had and can’t wait to meet up with them both again real soon. Treat them with the upmost respect should you have chance to chat or meet them both M xx

*parkyfun4 (50), Man on 20 February 2022 by Meeting in person:
I was invited over to meet this lovely couple and was made to feel so welcome in their fabulous home. Both are very laid back and I felt really comfortable being there. We chatted and laughed over a couple of drinks, before things heated up and our clothes were soon all over the floor. S is very naughty indeed and she handled 2 cocks expertly, before completing draining me. I can see why she's hungry for more!!! Hopefully I'm one amigo for the future and we can get to do this all again!! Thanks both!

*oschops69 (56), Man on 15 November 2021 by Meeting in person:
These two are just amazing, i have chatted for a while and knew they were great but meeting in person was fantastic, a dream meet with a dream couple. You can see the awesome pictures on their site but what a gorgeous sexy lady, had me won over from the moment we met, i could not resist her. Perfect night thank you my friends. I will definitely be meeting again very soon, very excited indeed by the prospect after a taster tonight.

*inchyorks (51), Man on 5 November 2021 by Meeting in person:
Met this laid back couple a few times for some very hot car fun, they are both laid back and easy to get on with, she is sexy as hell and real good fun, hopefully our scehdules will aline in the near future!

Friends

P (55) & S (45), Couple
D (55), Man