D/s couple looking for party-loving, Hot n Horny people

Couple in Hemel Hempstead, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

This first bit is to save time - ours and yours!

FAQ’s (fucking annoying questions)

Q. Do you host?

A. WE DO NOT HOST AT OURS. WE DO NOT ACCOMMODATE. YOU DON'T COME TO US. NO, NOT EVEN YOU! PLEASE DON'T SUGGEST BOOKING A HOTEL ROOM UNLESS WE’VE MET PREVIOUSLY.

Q. Would you like to meet a bull?

A. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A BULL FOR CUCKOLD PLAY. M JOINS IN WHEN AND HOW HE WANTS AND CALLS THE SHOTS WHEN CHOOSING WHO WE PLAY WITH.

Q. Would L like to meet me without M?

A. IF YOU MESSAGE L DIRECT TRYING TO GET HER TO MEET YOU SOLO OR YOU TRY TO ARRANGE TO MEET US BOTH VIA HER PROFILE, YOU'LL GET NOWHERE

Q. I’m a bi guy who is bottom, would you like to…. ?

A. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR SUB OR BOTTOM BI OR GAY GUYS

We are an experienced couple exploring what BDSM and swinging means to us. M (Dom) is an experienced swinger and pleasure seeking (and giving) hedonist, with a delightfully sadistic streak that he lets out on occasion if the situation allows and calls for it.

L (sub) is blossoming under his ownership and learning to accept the inner masochist and sexual deviant that is intrinsically part of her.

We come as a pair (oi oi),and L never plays alone (M does). M is always there to ensure her safety, and to give her encouragement, praise and admonishment, where each is required.

L adores being restrained, her senses taken by means of blindfolds, headphones, gags and hoods, while her body is used for M’s pleasure, either where he is the one using her or watching her get used by one or more other guys. She especially enjoys it when tongues or toys are used to take her to her limits, only to have them pushed and tested, usually resulting in a tortuous, agonising ecstasy.

What are we looking for? Well, those with an exciting toy collection can step to the front of the queue for consideration! L is longing to find someone with a Sybian/Motor Bunny and if you have a dungeon setup, we would love to be invited for a tour to help inspire and direct our own efforts in that direction. L would like to volunteer now to be a willing demonstration prop for any of the equipment if you wish to show us how it works!

If you do contact us, remember you're talking with us both, and it would be helpful if you understood at least the basics of D/s. While we don't necessarily fit neatly into a convenient label, the general rules of engagement still apply. L submits to M, who undertakes to keep her safe. Nothing happens without M's say so - keep that in mind! Also, if you don't understand safe words, you're not for us. If you’ve already been rejected by us before as a couple or one of us individually, then please understand that it is going to take something close to a miracle for that to change.

If you send us a message and you see it's been read, but then it goes back to unread, or you just see it stays unread for a while, don't panic!! It will be because one of us has read it and wants to leave it for the other to see, so please don't chase up for a response, we'll get there! Keep in mind if your pictures disappear after viewing, perhaps only one of us saw them. That will seriously damage your chances of winning us over.

Other things that will help you catch our eyes:

- Have a face pic on your profile or include one in your message

- Own a large dick but don't be one. Plus you need to know that size alone isn’t going to get you by

- Be able to read between the lines of this profile so that you see some (and hopefully share) some of the kinks we don’t explicitly mention

- Be local to one of our normal locations (HP3 & KT8 - we split out time between Herts and Surrey)

- Be able to host (that doesn't mean book a room)

If you got this far, well done, that’s a great sign you should message now. We mostly do spontaneous, spur-of-the-moment meets, but may plan ahead for the right people or club meets.

ADDITIONAL INFO FOR THE HARD OF THINKING:

If you message us, you can assume the following:

- Yeah, we’re fine/ok/well.

- Yes, we both read your emails.

- No, we’re not interested in you “popping over”.

- Yes, it’s cold/warm/windy/foggy (delete as applicable).

You can also assume that if your message to us is just “Hi/Hello L, how are you? Isn’t it chilly? Would you like me to come and warm you up?” or similarly bland content, we most likely won’t even reply before deleting your message (unless you're hung like a horse or own a great dungeon setup!)

UPDATE: If you're a genuine, reliable and reasonably normal man who just happens to enjoy MM+f fun, you can contact M via his profile (Horny in Herts) privately. We have been discussing some CNC scenarios that could benefit from additional guys.

41 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

51 years old, Bisexual

6'5" 195cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men Women
Aged from 38 to 70 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, SM, Same Room Swapping, Role Play, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

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*ohnn555 (40), Man on 27 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Such a lovely time meeting this down to earth and creative couple, I very much enjoyed their company, perfect hosts and hope to meet up again soon

*aughtybimale55 (56), Man on 20 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
I have met this wonderful couple a few times now and it gets better every time. If you get the opportunity to meet them don't miss out.

*inchLatinBull (38), Man on 30 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great great duo , the Party couple Great people Great sex Can have fun a full night ( lol many couples cant keep up ) And both her and him ? Great to have around We met a first , of several times ;) And cofident all 3 will want repeats Real good & hot vibes couple no doubt Had great fun with both ???? ??????????

*igrating lad (42), Man on 28 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a lovely and genuine couple. I was losing faith in the site but sent them a message for some discreet naughty fun and before I knew it I was meeting them round the back for some serious fun. God enjoyed every minute. Don’t pass them by.

*kingCool..1 (29), Man on 8 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Spontaneous meet with this lovely couple in early morning hours,very down to earth. Straight to the action without wasting time. See you again. Thank you.

*ason4030 (43), Man on 28 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple in Surrey. Great fun both of you and very welcoming. Kept me nice and hard throughout and wanting more. Until next time.

*ionandsexytiger69 (60), Couple on 15 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple well what can I say had me wet and very wet till next time guys

*aidmilton2 (50), Couple on 25 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at Greenhouse hope to meet again soon and maybe play not just talk lol

*ecause-I want -too (50), Man on 29 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
What can i say, a stunning couple full of fun and energy totally made the party go with a bang.these two are a tribute to the site

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