Creative chaos, good banter, and questionable Mario Kart skills

Woman in South Shields, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

Creative gremlin with too many hobbies and not enough hours in the day. Usually found making something, being a menace at the arcade, or starting yet another project that may or may not ever get finished.

Kink isn't a requirement, but it's definitely welcome. I'm naturally quite submissive (and, to be clear, not YOUR submissive), so if you're looking for a domme, I'm not your girl. (Experienced Shibari artists to the front)

I don't do instant meets. I need a bit of banter and chemistry before meeting, so if your opening message is "meet tonight?", I'm going to assume you didn't read this far.

I'm also one half of the couple profile FuckFuckGoose. We're open to swinging and threesomes together, and I do occasionally meet solo. However, messaging our couple profile pretending to be interested in both of us just to get to me isn't the move.

Likely reasons for no reply/deleted message:

-You didn't read my profile.

-You're projecting your fantasies onto me.

-We just aren't each other's vibe.

Got this far? Skip the 'hey' and dick pics. Tell me what your current hyperfixation is, and I'll tell you mine. (If your answer to this is sexual, you clearly didn't understand the assignment)

Dani

31 years old, Bisexual

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 26 to 45 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

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*eastAndTheHarlot (32), Couple on 19 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met after the booty social at Shhh. Lovely girl, was great to talk to, cute tattoos!! And really funny and great moves on the dancefloor! Hopefully see you again soon

*outhernGeek (39), Man on 28 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Honestly she's like a drug, I can't help but keep coming back for more! Another fantastic evening with this wonderful person.

*et_your_imagination_free (35), Man on 24 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Amazing, wonderful, beautiful and lovely! Thank you for being so kind and friendly. Great reminder of how amazing the people in this scene are and why I love it so much. You are an absolute credit, looking forward to crossing paths with you again really soon. Until then, take care x

*ungeonsAndDick (29), Couple on 5 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Had a wonderful evening with this angel at Shh and can confirm that she's just as sweet as she tastes! Here's hoping for many a nights spent in her company!

*outhernGeek (39), Man on 4 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met up again at Shhh and had some flirty, filthy fun. Stunning as always and showed me the hottest night I've had in a long time.

*ungeonsAndDick (29), Couple on 30 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous girly for some social chill time. Time flew by, easy conversation, funny and absolutely gorgeous. Hopefully get to know her better soon :*

*ak1983 (43), Man on 23 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Meet this lovely lady at shhh and was a nice social meet. Very determined towards her goals. Really nice and easy to talk lady. Hope to see her again ..!!!!

*outhernGeek (39), Man on 23 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met in the hot tub at Shhh - she's fun, vibrant, and I can't wait to hang out with her again when I don't have to rush off.

*gocasabel (31), Woman on 22 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met Dani a couple of years back on one of her travels to the UK and met again yesterday for my first visit to shhh. Always lovely to be around and she always makes me feel comfortable around her. Made it a very nice first visit ??

*amesnia4300 (35), Man on 22 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this super sound girl in shh tonight, had a good laugh, better luck next time with your rings ??

*iSexGeordie (36), Man on 11 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Enjoyed such a lush meet up on Sunday afternoon with this one and I got to experience what I can only describe as Niagara Falls as I kept making her cum and gush :p We had such a fantastic chill out before and after the fun started. She is such a comfortable person to be around and I was so turned on throughout the time I was there and even more so when I got back home and kept thinking about having more fun in the future :p

*oftAndSinful (31), Woman on 1 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
We met a little while back for a social and I absolutely had the best time. She is funny, friendly and beautiful! Cant wait to meet again! X

*Sopen1995 (35), Couple on 27 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
We had a social meet in club shhh. we have a conversation with her she was very lovely it was she was not feeling well and went home. I hope we can meet she again very soon.

*iSexGeordie (36), Man on 25 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Had such a lovely relaxing and laughter-filled social with this gorgeous lady. I've not had such a good laugh and decent evening for a long time. Her American accent definitely adds to the overall sex appeal yowzas!

*ohnlong9375 (35), Man on 20 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Had an amazing time, great chat, fun, friendly and tastes fantastic too! Hopefully, first of many meets

*uperDan (37), Man on 18 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
We met up a while ago hours felt like minutes! Immediately felt very comfortable and the conversation was great!!

*earded4herpleasure45 (45), Man on 19 December 2025 by Meeting in person:
Been chatting for a while now and we were finally able to arrange a meet. Absolute pleasure to spend the afternoon with, gorgeous, funny and absolutely filthy too boot! Looking forward to the next time!

*LUB SHHH NEWCASTLE (45), Woman on 30 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Beautiful and funny that's Wat this lady is always a pleasure to have her in CLUB SHHH NEWCASTLE YOUR always welcome hunny x

*elloSidney (32), Couple on 28 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
We had the pleasure of meeting Dani and her friend last night in Shhh. Lovely, funny, and also very easy on the eye! Sadly we didn’t get chance to all get entangled, but we hope to change that soon. We hope you enjoyed the show in the dungeon ;) J&N

*otscottish (38), Man on 28 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Meet this lovely women at shh at shh, she is easily to get on with and fun to chat with and even more fun to play with. Looking forward to bumping in to her again ??

*ichdaddy (42), Man on 9 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Neon-kitty, is quite the delight. Known her for quite a bit of time and it's been super fun. She's super sweet and ready to please. Take your time, be respectful, and the doors, plus much more will be open to you. ??