Why does a chickens egg not taste like chicken ???????

Woman in Hb, South East, UK

Joined: 2 months ago
Last on: 2 days ago

Hey one an all and thanks for reading this far into my profile, heres a few things that are not quite for me:

No kissing/snogging/tongues

No biting/hairpulling/slapping my arse/scratching/lovebites

Absolutely no oral from me, i hate choking on dick

No anal

No finger fucking

No licking my 'hello kitty'

Wont ball suck

Dont touch my melons

I dont shave and could plait it come next month thanks to my new hair growth shampoo ??

im not into rough sex

I wont make you come and i most certainly am the most boring non bubbly person you could meet!!

If your still reading then thanks as all of the above is... A LIE AND CERTAINLY NOT TRUE ????

If your into a large single pringle woman looking for no strings fun under the sheets then drop me a message ??

37 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Large
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Men
Aged from 18 to 45 only
Will meet smokers

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Toys, Oral, Blindfolds, Anal