Only really looking for filthy deviants, couples and dirty lasses... B

Man in Ballathreesome, Isle of Man, UK   TickPhoto Verified

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

I'm from the Isle of Man....



the Isle of Man...


I like it here because of the deviants...






Thick cock and even thicker head...

I'm so thick I thought Hertz Van Hire was a Dutch painter...

Pics come and go, but are available to the right people...

Had a bit of trouble from Eejits...

Friendly sexy, intelligent bloke looking for lots of sexy fun and games. Prefers to play with M/F Bi couples and groups, but anyone considered.

Please be open, honest and able to string a sentence together, ta...

Actually, I am from another planet outside your solar system and I am here on your planet to conduct experiments on humans (mostly).

I need male and female subjects, no juveniles or immatures, all sizes and shapes, any combination, multiple probings welcome, willing to be probed in all orifices and to have various body fluids injected into said orifices and onto their surfaces for my experiments.

My experiments also involve tasting your surfaces and interiors as far as possible for furthering our knowledge of the use of humans in our cuisine, also using various of your fruits and vegetables as well as synthetics implements to produce more fluids in conjunction with the previous with the goal of producing a delicious menu for my people when they eventually invade and begin to farm you humans, which is inevitable, Resistance is futile... EXTERMINATE.... INSEMINATE... EJACULATE... EJACULATE.........

Phil Theefukkah

64 years old, Bisexual

5'9"  175cm
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 20 to 99 only
Will meet smokers


Can accommodate
Can travel


Toys, Voyeurism, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

Showing first 11 of 31 public images (see all 31)

Register to see images

Register to see images

Register to see images

Register to see images

Register to see images

Register to see images

Register to see images

Register to see images

Register to see images

Verified Genuine Profile

*ungloscouple (56), Man on 2 September 2013 by Meeting in person:
Grrrr, damn, blast !! This guy is lovely and genuine but we missed him this weekend due to work, this guy is a great addition to any party xxxx

*ungloscouple (56), Man on 9 July 2013 by Meeting in person:
We met John at swingfields and if we had had a chance to play would have loved it to have been with him, fab on the guitar , lovely person and next time he won't get away !! :-)

*ifitescoupleuk (69), Couple on 19 August 2012 by Meeting in person:
Had a great meet with John and his friend Carlos. John is a sexy sensual guy who was attentive to us both. We hope to meet him again.

*il69 (62), Woman on 3 September 2011 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy with another man and wow did we have fun! great night great bloke great tongue great cock look forward to the next time...


User has chosen to not show their friends list