Thy Royal Sexiness

Woman in Wirral, North West, UK

... "I just want to stay home and be d*unk, smoke fuck, eat, sleep and be served all day lol ! Called in sick… naughty. 1 sick day a year, making it count!". Thursday

Joined: 5 months ago
Last on: 13 hours ago

Open to Royal treatment as a black queen .

If you’re not verified, I rather not chat.

A social is a requirement.

I don’t do discrete, need a gym buddy and looking for a FWB only, not looking for one offs.

Not into men who don’t like smokers, I smoke.

I also drink so I don’t like guys who don’t drink, different vybes ! Don’t be a d*unk either !

Looking for:

Tall, tall is 6 feet upwards

Gym Fit Athletic

Handsome

Hung

Skilled - bedroom don’t be lazy

Generous- I don’t do 50/50

Intelligent

Good hygiene, shave your fucking balls, lol ! Nobody likes choking on hair, lmfao!

Banter and good conversation, I love to laugh

Consistency

Regular and not one-off

Must be living close, 15-20 minutes driving max

Single

Drives and accommodate

Again, a Social first is a must- straight face ??

Call me Mistress in your message , so I know you read and understand my profile.

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sexiness

39 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men Women
Aged from 25 to 40
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Role Play, Safe Sex, Soft Swing, Toys

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*rgasmatron (41), Man on 22 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
We met a few months ago, amazing personality, and a beautiful woman! Contagious positive vibes, fantastic body, great sex. I think the most fabulous ass on this site, makes me hard any time I think of it… Would be happy to meet again any time, don’t miss the opportunity if she agrees to see you!