CD up for fun

TV/TS in London, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

Horny cross dresser always up for fun and adventures x

** I will meet ONLY by confirming location etc on WhatsApp. If you aren’t able to use WhatsApp then I’m afraid it’s tough t*t we ain’t meeting (update: Telegram is also red flag central/Time Waster/liar app for this little world, so that’s not an acceptable alternative) **

** looking for sexy talk, love having a crafty tug while making up Barry Bullshit stories, pics of me, video calls, all from your secret location, whilst never even showing your lovely fizzog? Great News! I’ve opened up a new phone service for you to enjoy! Simply dial 0898 Get Fucked You Pathetic skinflint Twat.

Prefer mature guys but not set in stone xx

I’m bottom love to be fucked x

No pics no chat no meet x

If I reply to you with a simple “RTFP” response, I refer you to the information set out in this profile. Oh, and if you tell me you’ve read it, please do actually read it. Also it serves as a nice extra line of protection from idiots.

“Discreet” mentions are clearly obfuing chicanery, and if that’s on your profile I’ll typically immediately put any approach into the “High Risk” category of lying. Hilariously it’s the self proclaimed “discreet” types who’ve turned out to be the most indiscreet public attention magnets.

NEW 2026 UPDATE ! Fab Enjoyer Warning!

Sexual interest liars telling fibs about what they enjoy sexually in order to sneak past the watch towers, barbed wire and guard dogs at Le Salon de Sasha: the moment your duplicity is discovered by me, the Exit via Rage playlist will be activated, and I’ll be sending you on your way home, hopefully without the need of a pointy tipped stilletto needing to make contact with your backside.

100% Whiner Ban. No whining or passive aggressive gas lighting bullshit will be tolerated. I’ve got enough to be remorseful about without guilt tripping clowns pissing in my chips

No face pic = no meet = 100% red line now

Alleged couples = I’ll spot you as a fake, don’t take the piss please, fantasists and pic hunters

Attached in any form = No

Thieving c*nt bags - I will post a picture of you detailing your scum baggery on here and any other platforms I find you.

Profile says discreet - see above = No (reissued guidance Feb 2026)

Anyone who ever sends me a message with either “?” or “??” or “???” you’ll get a straight into perpetuity block on all fronts.

You’re not entitled to me or my time - so if you think you are - get fckd

Rimming = massive turn off, end of conversation.

Time wasters … I can assure you you really do not ever EVER want to experience my wrath and vengeance … it’ll be a life changing experience for you.

Now can do daytimes sometimes.

Hope you enjoyed this guide and if you’ve managed to read this far, then you’ll be reassured to know that I’m one of the most friendly and welcoming people that you’re likely to come across.

Well, except if you’re a c*nt, of course.

56 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Slim
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings