I am the resurrection and I am the light.

Man in Bedford, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 29 minutes ago

Please move along:

If you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down, had a little rest while consuming far too many pies before you climbed back up again and gave it another go (with the same result).

Please move along:

If your mental health has had a negative impact on the county's bunny population.

Please move along:

If you have a list of requirements on your profile pertaining to the style and content of the message someone should send you, and then you don't bother reading them...

There's a big difference between "in demand" and "bloody rude".

Maybe be honest?... write something on your profile on the lines of:

"Guys, don't waste your time putting effort into your messages, I'm too lazy to read them and like to pretend I'm more popular than I actually am"

And please have the ability to laugh at yourself on occasion, if you can't there's always someone else that can do it for you.

Me:

Told I’m good looking and in pretty good shape average/fit build, shaved/trimmed where it counts.

I’d like to think I’m open minded and up for pretty much trying anything within reason (how else will we know)?

Generally very chilled out and always looking to have fun.

I'm basically lovely...

Social meet (however brief) or messaging/chatting first is essential, if there isn’t a mutual ‘click’ let’s not waist each other’s time, we’ve all got lives to live away from here.

So, if you got this far feel free to message me and remember, you may not want unsolicited dic pics but that doesn't mean us guys don't want unsolicited vag pics!

If you do message please try to have pictures available, these should include any three of the following: your face, body, your aunties cat, the contents of your fridge, a line of dwarfs performing the can can or a previous court summons you'd rather forget.

To prove you have read this profile please start your message with:

‘I’m ten years older and three stone heavier than my profile would have you believe and use photo filters the equivalent of 20 pint strong beer goggles’.

Remember, if you don’t ask you don't get and if you don't try you’ll never know what you could be missing.

So dive in and enjoy life, none of us are getting out alive.

Any universities, libraries, old people's homes, zoos, museums, cafes/bars and morgues are free to help themselves to anything I post, the rest of you will have to ask nicely :)

seanO

50 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

I am the resurrection and I am the light.

Man in Bedford, South East, UK

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