Funny Fuckers.

Couple in Newcastle Upon Tyne, North East, UK

... "Get a sex swing. Not a shit door sling. A pop up frame & comfy seat. Never enjoyed fucking more. So much easier than fighting gravity. Lol.". 8 hours ago

Joined: 6 months ago
Last on: 7 minutes ago

For the sake of transparency, it's usually him online but she vets ALL meets. Single lads, we get it but we'll find you if we need you.

Unsolicited friend requests will be blanked. May show as online when we aren't.

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Intelligent idiots. Day dreaming realists. Eloquent potty mouths.

Long term couple of almost 20 years. Nee bairns, we chose dogs. Still absolute bezzies.

Not into Pic collecting or recording meets, we much prefer to live in the moment than perform for the camera.

Prefer good craic & a pretty face over washboard abs & the insta filters. Neuro spicy so LOVE to talk endless shit but hate small talk & normies - Each to their own but Live, Laugh, Love yasel away from us thanks.

Love good dirty talk but it's a fine line few can walk properly. Happy to chat but can sniff a single male a mile off.

He's a big, broad, bearded, eloquent, kind & empathetic gent but with enough base in his voice to make a girl quiver & permission to meet solo for special occasions. A gentle giant with a Viking/Biker look (but neither of those things). Funny, insightful, comfortably assertive & very straight talking.

She is a beautiful, blunt, unfiltered work of art. The kind they carved statues of. Curvaceous, colourful, confident & intollerant of pretence or bullshit. Hourglass figure, hair as colourful as her language.

She is bi but ultimately gets her kicks from pleasing him. Attracted to confidence, curves, non comformists & straight talkers.

She isn't interested in meeting solo.

Mutual respect is a bare minimum.

Mainly on the hunt for the mythical Unicorn. Will also consider club, couple & group play.

Perfectly sociable but less interested in new friends than new fuck buddies.

To reiterate, he's usually the one having a sniff about but ultimately, she's vets ALL meets.

For what it's worth;

Because of the new Terms and Conditions in Fabswingers I disagree with the commercial use of my personal data (Text, images, personal data) according to BDSG. The Copyright of my pictures and texts rests solely with me. The commercial use requires my written permission.

Him

45 years old, Straight

6'2" 188cm
Ample
Non smoker
Don't drink
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

Her

45 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 30 to 55
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Same Room Swapping, Phone Sex, Group Sex, DP

Friends

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Mr (42) & Mrs (40), Couple
R (32), Woman
M (39) & D (37), Couple
L (27) & M (46), Couple