It’s the quiet ones you have to watch for !

Man in Galashiels, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 27 minutes ago

Hello thanks for stopping by, I love to meet singles and couples and had experience in the past, great chat and no awkward silences and very hygienic and reliable. I have a good sense of humour and very chatty with a reasonable degree of intelligence, I am very comfortable in my own skin and very comfortable being fully naked in front of others with little or no inhibitions.

I am very very reliable and not hiding anything, I do like to get to know people as it really makes the whole experience much more enjoyable.

Happy to meet up socially so please stop by and say hello and happy to exchange photographs or a phone call early on. Happy to accommodate or travel for the right connection, I am very hygienic and my torso and lower regions are shaved , I am well educated and I like to converse with who I meet so be ready to chat lol. Please pop by and say hello as it’s not easy for single chaps on here as they tend to get ignored and we are not all time wasters. If you want safe, sensible, reliable, erotic and funny person then drop me a wink as that’s all it takes.

Now it’s time for a chuckle ??

So a rabbit walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any carrots?" The bartender says "No sorry, we don't have any carrots."

The next day the rabbit goes back to the bar and again asks, "Got any carrots?" The bartender is a little annoyed now and snaps back "No! I told you yesterday, we don't have any carrots now get out of here." So, the third day the rabbit goes back to the bar and asks the bartender, "Got any carrots?" The bartender is really pissed now and goes on a little rant, "Listen, I don't know what is wrong with you, but we don't have any carrots. If you come back into this bar again asking for carrots, I'm going to nail you ears to the bar. Now, get out of here."

Now the fourth day, the rabbit goes back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Got any nails?" The bartender is replies confusedly, "no...I don't have any nails." "Got any carrots!?"

Jack

50 years old, Bi-curious

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 35 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Cuckolding, Anal, Adult Parties

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*rslikesit (61), Couple on 7 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
This guy came to ours as agreed, true gentleman, very interesting and great laugh. We had a chat then we indulged in the main event. Ladies if you are looking for a genuine guy you could do yourself a favour by meeting him.

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