sexy, loving couple, seeking playmates for dirty times

Couple in Wakefield, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 days ago

A couple of housekeeping rules as we simply get too many messages to answer them all and time wasters make it unfair on the genuine people. These are pertinent points. Don't follow them. You'll get blocked or ignored. Sorry to sound heavy, but a bit of etiquette isn't hard.

1. Read our profile to the end before you message to see if you know what we are looking for

2. We are a COUPLE, and we will NOT meet alone with anyone on here

3. Please refer to us as a couple, not 'hi babe'

4. Simple messages like 'you're hot' or 'nice tits' as a first point of contact are not going to get a response

5. This is the most intimate part of our lives, and we are inviting you to join in. This isn't about what you can get out of it. First meet rules are just that. And they are fair and horny for all involved (read to the end for first meet rules)

6. Age is not a problem. Older guys (60+) who message asking this. Have some respect and own your age. We will gladly meet older guys. Just stop making it a thing. It's not.

7. We are ultimately looking for regular meets with a view to building up experiences with us. So trust is something that will be gained from patience.

8. No kissing, face touching, stroking hair, etc. That's rather creepy and not needed.

9. We are not 420 friendly. Each to their own, but please do not turn up high or stinking of . The same goes for alcohol. Do not turn up d*unk and smelling of booze.

10. we do not care if you are married. That is your business, not ours. So long as we do not get ranting from your significant other, we do not mind.

11. if we see you in the street, we will ignore you. This is completely separate to our everyday lives, and we do not wish to mix them.

12. If you are offering gifts, then you need to own that. Don't ask us what we would like. Just tell us what you're going to give and then bring it along. We are not here to barter.

Ok, now the normal bit

We are a loving couple looking for fun playmates. Neither of us are hardcore swingers or looking for hardcore meets. Simple is best. Watching us and wanking and cumming all over her is one example of this. If you're not expecting more, you may be pleasantly surprised. This is definitely all you should be expecting and if we want more you will know.

She is blonde, blue eyed and very sexy with some amazing features - he is a medium built guy who knows his way around the bedroom.

If you are polite and respectful, we are interested. When we don't know someone well, we may not offer the whole menu - but we ARE genuine and we WILL meet.

As a result, we don't fuck around or socialise (with an aim to meet), because our schedules are simply too busy. We just need a nice message, a few pics (yes, dick pics are fine) and we're good to go.

We are partial to guys and girls who do NOT have a lot of experience - we would like to initiate you into the world of couples. This is a thing for us and it will score you big points. Don't lie to get our attention though - as that will score highly negatively!

We are also looking out for

1. a very sub person (inexperienced) who is looking to be treated cruelly and heavenly in very unequal ratios.

2. A female who is up for regular meets and into the both of us, not just the guy or girl.

3. A VERY convincing TV, would interest us greatly.

It should go without saying, but discretion is an ABSOLUTE must and we will provide it in return.

Please note - ALL meets are videoed for our pleasure and we do not share the videos - these are purely for our own use and will never go anywhere but a secure hard drive. We take as much steps as possible to not include anyone's face, but you are more than welcome to wear anything you like if you need to as a disguise/comforter or you're just a kinky bastard in a mask.

First meet will be something like this. You come in and we will be getting it on. You can watch and wank and when you're going to cum, let us know, so you can shoot your load all over her face . Then we can all say our goodbyes and you leave. Please don't hang around to chat. We are not into that. We like to keep it simple but fun for all.

Speak soon.

H & J xx

We do not give our permission for any individual, company, institution, or otherwise to use any of this wording or any part of our profile, including the photos

Holly

45 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

49 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Watersports, Voyeurism, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, Dogging, Blindfolds, Anal

Verified Genuine Profile

*ave193 (61), Man on 25 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Just gets better and better every visit such an amazing couple

*ave193 (61), Man on 1 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Not many words spring to mind about this stunning sexy couple don't mess them about if you are lucky enough to get an invite

*2Averagejoes (40), Man on 15 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
My first ever meet with a couple and instantly put at ease. I don’t need to go into all the details. Read their profile and you’ll get the jist of what went on….although there was a very welcome suprise thrown in from Holly. Hopefully they had as much fun as I did and this is the first meet of many

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