If your profile pic is a knob, ignore me. Please.

Woman in Leeds, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 16 minutes ago

I could write a Shakespearean Sonnet and I'd still get crap.

No cheaters, dick pics, either sent or in profile. They're just ugly.

Actively seeking fwb. Someone respectful. I do meet but this place has become a fuck n chuck site and as a long term member, it wasn't always.

I'm not replying to hideous messages

About me, I'm a social butterfly. I like music, all types, comedy, cinema, gigs. I love days out and holidays too.

I like being spoken to politely. If you can't do this, I'm not for you. I'm a very Independent person and I've thoroughly managed to sort myself out when needed so crass messages will just make me stick to what I know.

I read every profile that messages.

Knob pics, silhouettes and 'ask'in. Profile just doesn't cut it.

Happy fabbin

Tasty

46 years old, Bisexual

5'4" 163cm
Ample
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 34 to 50 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Oral, Same Room Swapping, Spanking, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*atInTheHat (44), Man on 7 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Had a lovely time with StiflersMum! A social first in the pub, where we chatted for ages about anything and everything, and then a meet today where my tongue was wagging in another way. Dressed to kill when I arrived, and what was hiding underneath was even better! Too much of a gent to say what followed, but she even let me play with some of her toys ;) Thanks for an amazing time!

*r Overstreet (42), Man on 12 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
We met at a friend's dinner realised we had more in common, smart fun and sexy, she speaks her mind and knows what she wants