Married, Poly. Hoping to Meet Good Humans

Woman in Berkshire, South East, UK

... "needs a stiff . . . drink". Monday

Joined: 3 weeks ago
Last on: 59 minutes ago

Warm, witty, playful, and curious.

Married and polyamorous.

A chatterer of both the very silly and the quietly profound, I love conversations that meander between the ridiculous and the meaningful. I value kindness, honesty, emotional intelligence, and people who are comfortable being unapologetically themselves.

In that spirit—I’m fat. Actually fat. Quite fat. Soft too, which I maintain is an underrated quality in both people and furnishings.

I’m rather fond of contrast—of different bodies, different energies, and the way they complement each other.

Soft-hearted, earnest, a little languidly sentimental, and something of a hapless romantic,

I don't accumulate people like Pokémon. I tend to invest deeply in the people who matter to me and place enormous value on trust, care, and consistency.

Sensual, tactile, and deeply affectionate. For me, intimacy is richest when emotional chemistry, curiosity, trust, and genuine care intertwine. I love making people feel cherished, desired, and appreciated, and I’m drawn to connections where that energy flows both ways.

Raw, intense, and deeply felt. I’m both a giver and a seeker, drawn to passion that runs deep. I crave that pull—that tension, that building energy—but I’m just as drawn to softness and quiet closeness. I want connection that holds both intensity and gentleness at once—unhurried, sincere, and deeply felt.

Kink-friendly, pleasure-oriented, and very happy to discuss compatibility like grown-ups.

I am not particularly interested in humiliation, aside from the degradation of paperback books—I will dog-ear that bitch.

Looking for warmth, curiosity, emotional intelligence, and the pleasure of discovering someone, one conversation at a time.

If you've made it this far, reward yourself with a biscuit.

42 years old, Bi-curious

5'3" 160cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Men Women
Aged from 27 to 55 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Spanking, Soft Swing, Safe Sex, Role Play, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*uggerbear69 (34), Man on 14 August 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met SugarPlumpFaerie a few times and events and a social, and whilst we’ve not yet played, she is beautifully warm and conversational with a great sense of humour! Also REALLY knows how to wear an outfit - catches your eye and holds your attention. Looking forward to meeting again soon! X

*eactiveLoad79 (40), Man on 9 August 2026 by Meeting in person:
I had the wonderful pleasure of meeting this woman recently and I had the time of my life. She's as funny and intelligent, if not more so, than her profile makes her out to be. She's an incredibly sexy, beautiful woman who kisses well, is tactile, generous and responsive. She's also just a fantastic person. Open and honest, talkative and funny, while being able to not take life too seriously when the little things might not be perfect. I had the best time and I can't wait to see her again.

*oobsandbeard69 (42), Couple on 30 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
The most gorgeous and fun woman everrrr. Can talk to her for hours (and have done!). Sexy, yet always down to earth xxx

*urvy4you (46), Woman on 28 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
Have met this gorgeous lady a number of times socially and at a club. She is intelligent, funny, sexy and a true all rounder!! This lady has the most piercing eyes that are absolutely beautiful!! A life long friend now x

Friends

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