Beers banter and laughter x

Couple in Beergarden, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

So here’s about edition 803 of our profile. We’ve been in and out the lifestyle for around the last 15 years. During that time we’ve had numerous different phases and what we’re after tends to change with the seasons.

I’ve had a Hotwife phase, a Cuckquean phase Infact I’ve probably had more phases than the moon.

So what we’re looking for right now?

Our preference is always to play together, although we can generally only do this during the school holidays when the kids disappear to grandparents.

In the winter we tend to hibernate but as soon as the sun pokes through our solar powered horn fires right back up. We love setting each other naughty challenges and tasks to complete especially when we’re unable to meet properly due to the kids. So if our status seems bizarre, it’s probably a silly challenge one of us is trying to complete xxx.

we’re up for Anything fun, we love socialising, beers banter and laughter if we end up having great sex at the end of the night then that’s just the icing on the cake.

Do we meet solo? - Yes, but there has to be a reason. You need to bring something different to the party, l love organising Hotwife meets for him with her husband so they’re always high on my list. As for me, needs to be exciting, The fact that your just passing through doesn’t cut it, unless your a soldier (in uniform) or driving a tractor then maybe ;) xxx

Cum Tribute - Bit of a weird one, but someone recently offered to send me one then never delivered. Ever since the idea has been growing on me. So if someone wants to send me a video of them cumming over one of my pics that would go to the very top of my wanking material. Even better if you say something dirty whilst your unloading xxxx

So what do we want from you?

Bi Females - Who doesn’t love a bi female joining them? But must be fully bi. Meets of this type are rare so we don’t really have the time to teach people the ropes, I also want you to be as enthusiastic about licking my pussy as you are about sucking his cock and vice versa.

Couples - probably the hardest to pull off, firstly we can only play together during small windows each year when the kids are away. We also don’t take one for the team and certainly don’t expect you to either. So a couple where we all find each other attractive would be great.

Single Guys - We’d like 1 or 2 single guys we can call upon when needed. But the site is full of guys, you need to stand out. Boring messages, no verifications and blacked out profiles are instant deletes. (Your not in the SAS)

Boring bits

We try not to be negative about other people’s choices but we’re not big fans of the Botox revolution that seems to be going on. So if your lips look like a dinghy about to cross the channel then we’re probably not a good match.

We’re pretty open fun and relaxed, this is just a fun adventure.

So as they say….. when the fun stops stop.

That’s how we roll, if messaging feels like a chore or boring we quickly lose interest.

If you think I’m gonna drop my knickers because your too ugly to get laid but happen to be ‘passing by’ and need emptying your wasting both mine and your time.

We like to swap pics early to see there’s mutual attraction. If we send ours and you reply saying anything like.. great pics, you look hot etc etc but don’t send yours in return then again we quickly lose interest.

If you do send pics please remember there’s 2 of us, so if we’ve read and not replied but not deleted then generally we’re waiting on the other party to look, if you remove them in the interim then the 2nd person will probably just delete.

We understand that everyone likes different things, if you send a pic but you’re not for us we’ll tell you. Likewise if we’re not for you that’s absolutely fine I can promise you we won’t lose an ounce of sleep. Silly replies if we tell you that you’re not for us like……. No big loss your nothing special and your not Angelina Jolie etc make you look a bit daft.

So toughen up chief and take it on the chin.

Anyway if you made it this far your probably my husband checking my grammar ; )

Sam

44 years old, Straight

6'4" 193cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Buca

37 years old, Bisexual

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 48
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Cuckolding, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*ountrybumpkins69 (46), Couple on 13 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
These two really are something special! So easy to get along with both socially and playfully. We have met them a few times and could not ask for better company. Sam is Tall, Handsome and Hilarious. Buca is drop dead gorgeous, with a great sense of humour They definitely know how to have a good time and we are definitely looking forward to organising some more fun in the future

*Tartan Tornado (42), Man on 13 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
I was offered a challenge… and of course I accepted. Invited over by Buca to take on a shallenge set by Sam, and wow, when I arrived she looked incredible, even more so once the clothes disappeared. The first challenge didn’t last long… we smashed it. Then came the second… just as fun, just as tempting. Let’s just say Sam knows how to set very entertaining challenges. Now I’m wondering what the next one will be… ??

*ornyscotcpl (48), Couple on 27 December 2025 by Meeting in person:
Have been talking to this fun loving couple since our last meet. I finally plucked up the courage to sneak off while hubby was at work so we arranged another meet earlier this week. After lots of fun discussions on the run up to me arriving, I was armed with her wishlist for the video that we went on to create. Lots of fun was had. Was definatley worth the journey and the video was alsi a welcome surprise for my unsuspecting husband.

*ornyscotcpl (48), Couple on 23 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Arranged a hotwife meet with this couple. They were very accomodating and although I was very nervous, he quuckly made me feel at ease. He certainly knows how to please. All I can say is wow, we were not diappointed. Thankyou for a lovely time

*hisguythatguy (33), Man on 21 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Someone had to be the lucky guy to help this amazing woman out with one of her naughty fantasies, and I'm certainly glad it was me! From the get go, she was incredible, laid back and jaw dropping! A fantastic meet from end to end, very wet and wild whilst also ticking off the "to-do" list ??

*ittle miss trouble69 (42), Couple on 12 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
What a fun filled evening had with this gorgeous pair. A great social in the hot tub full of great banter and laughter. Quickly led to a hot and steamy show and tell session. This naughty pair certainly worked together to make me wet again and again and again. Can't wait to get my hands on them again x

*ouwithus (37), Couple on 4 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
We met this lovely couple at their place for a social a couple nights ago. What we thought would be a couple of drinks and a bit of chat, turned into half a bottle of vodka and sitting in the hot tub til sunrise! They're absolutely class and so easy to get on with. Hopefully we'll get some play time in with them before winter hits ;) x

*igdj22105 (32), Man on 17 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great couple! knew exactly what that wanted, gave clear structure of the meet and direction to their place, instantly welcoming guy and then got to walk in on the Mrs waiting for me blindfolded, bent over and soaking wet. She is stunning and her pussy felt great.. if there’s a next time I want to taste her..

*rackingTits (29), Woman on 15 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
So, after a while of chatting, finally got the opportunity to meet this sexy couple and boy was it amazing. Both have amazing skills and were incredibly patient and helped me have an amazing first experience. So glad we managed to get something arranged and loved every minute of. Thank you so much for a wonderful night, I had an amazing time xxxx

*ackonceagain2024 (40), Man on 4 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this couple purely by accident when I ended up sat next to them in a hotel bar, and things couldn’t have gone better. They’re both incredibly good looking, very chatty, and ooze sex and confidence enough to put anyone at ease. Had an amazing time back at their room. Really hope I get to bump into them again!

*laits (45), Woman on 2 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
A bit of travel to meet this lovely couple but totally worth it. Both gorgeous and very hospitable. I arrived to a glass of wine and some lovely chats, I was totally at ease before hot tubbing and commencing naughty fun. I'm a little fuzzy headed the next morning but I wore a cheeky smile for days. I hope we can meet again xx