Not a McDonald's, but if you like a Happy Milf...with toy included

Woman in Dundalk, Louth, Ireland

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 14 hours ago

Happy MILF energy.

But get bored easily.

Fit, classy, and selectively sassy. Louche in a good way.

Single and ethically non-monogamous — honesty is mandatory, secrecy is not attractive.

I’m drawn to people who take care of themselves — ideally taller than me (around 180cm+) and fit enough to keep up. I have high standards, good manners, and I appreciate the same in return. I also expect some level of courtesy.

Real-life connection beats endless messaging. Coffee, pint, or walk — that’s where attraction gets decided.

Local connections only — Co. Louth and nearby. Distance rarely delivers chemistry, and I prefer reality over logistics.

Boundaries make things better:

No dick pics (I'd block you)

No married-but-hiding situations.

No pen-pal energy.

Be sound. Be sharp. Be interesting.

P.S. STI tested 02/04

40 years old, Bi-curious

5'7" 170cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men Women
Aged from 24 to 50
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Watersports, Toys, Threesomes, SM, Safe Sex, Rimming, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*eorge Nester (49), Man on 17 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
A fabulous, creative lady who plays fantastically, whom I was lucky to meet long ago in a wonderful faraway country. If you’re in Dublin, you’re lucky to have the chance to meet her one day as well!

*Js-Emma (50), Couple on 15 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
I couldn’t keep my eyes off her. So so beautiful AND fun and cheeky. This woman just knows what she wants. Such oozy confidence is such a turn on. I’d welcome to any E&J party. Emma xxx

*uietGenie (50), Woman on 15 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met Sa at the North meets South party at the weekend. Wow! This is one super sexy lady. She's intelligent and friendly and very, very hot! I hope our paths cross again soon x

*vn241 (44), Man on 15 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Where do I start, Sa... is stunning just like her photos , She’s a lovely woman with good banter and a filthy side to her. I’ve met her a few times now, she makes you feel comfortable and knows exactly what she is doing. Proper woman inside and out,her body is hot as fu..,,,and eyes you can die for...,,:****

*aughty Milf (47), Couple on 15 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met S lastnight at North meets south party. Got to chat briefly but definitely hope to meet again. Jane xx

*ory M (48), Man on 15 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this beautiful, outgoing and incredibly sexy lady last night at a house party. Not only is she super sexy she's also incredibly friendly, well spoken and funny. Looking forward to meeting her again at the next party ?? Oh and also looking forward to my free toy with my next Happy Milf x

*ouble Expresso (40), Couple on 22 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Wow, wow... wow! We were lucky enough to meet the beautiful and intriguing Sa in person recently. Even more stunning and sexy and in real life. Sa is the epitome of lady... so classy, confident, kind, intelligent and talented in equal measures. Time just flew by in her company... conversation was beyond interesting and we could have stayed chatting all night. This is a lady who should be treasured and appreciated if you're ever fortunate enough to be in her company. Sa's energy and aura are unmatched in any of our previous meets and we're definitely excited about future endeavours...

*eliaJ86 (39), Couple on 20 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
We had the pleasure of meeting this stunning intelligent lady yesterday, with her beautiful eyes and hot lips .she was open and honest and we felt so comfortable with her. Definitely would love to meet her again

*ungry Cat (44), Couple on 28 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Have met this beautiful woman several times. She's very much real and knows exactly what she wants! Welcome to the crazy house! :)

Friends

me (44), Man
Dirk (44) & Missus (36), Couple
QG (50), Woman
George (49), Man
Andy (36), Man