Naturist gentleman

Man in Barnet, Greater London, UK   TickPhoto VerifiedOn mobile site

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 hours ago


I've decided to rewrite my profile because I'm sure no one ever reads them or if they do 99.9% choose to ignore them anyway.

I have however enjoyed (well laughed out loud at) numerous other profiles and pictures.

1) Who in their right mind thinks a photo of a dick over a toilet is going to in the slightest bit be attractive to anyone?

2) The number of men that call themselves 'Thick dick no.xxx? Not exactly a Mensa busting I.Q. has worked out that name.

3) Yes, Super Sid is a crap name too, but it made me chuckle.

4) I know I shouldn't laugh at my own jokes.

5) There are an inordinate number of men on here who pose as a couple. Are they really that daft? Maybe they'd get more action if the called themselves Thick Dick?

6) Profiles that say very selective and then put in their update 'who's free tonight?' - clearly most discerning!

7) If you're (not your) sure about punctuation or spelling there's (not theirs or they'res) a thing called spellcheck or even Google!

8. If you really think Sydney university give a flying f##k about your photos, dream on.

9. If you're still reading, you've done better than me.

10. If you have bothered, do enjoy the site, stay safe and enjoy. We only have one life, happy swinging.

Finally, if you want to know anything please just ask.


51 years old, Straight

5'9"  175cm
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 25 to 65
Will meet smokers


Can accommodate
Can travel


Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Blindfolds, Adult Parties,
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*hoenixflame (51), Woman on 1 August 2017 by Meeting in person:
I've had the pleasure of knowing this lovely guy for over a year now. He is polite, articulate and very respectful. We've met several times at different venues and always enjoy ourselves, whether clothed or naked. Always good company, a pleasure to spend time with x
*hisper. (41), Woman on 6 February 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely man today at kestrals. Non pushy and lots of laugh Managed to squeeze some fun in. Until next time x
*urplace4fun (33), Woman on 8 November 2016 by Meeting in person:
We Have had the pleasure of Super Sids company on many an occasion totally chilled friendly and ladies very very naughty :) thank you for supporting OP4f and we all look forward to seeing you soon Katey