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Woman in Wimbledon Village-brighton Marina-alicante X, Greater London, UK

... "Thanks for the lovely messages …Any real swingers going to the le Boudoir tomorrow night ? X". 21 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 18 hours ago

RULE 1 NO FACE PIC = NO REPLY

RULE 2 NEVER CALL ME HUN or BABE it’s the language of chavs it’s an instant turn off for me as is text speak in messages

RULE 3 please no Borrrrring opening messages ….please don’t ask me how I am , how’s my day weekend week month year decade just shows laziness I like energy witty sophisticated intelligent charming opening lines x

RULE 4 No married or bisexual guys

I’m a 59yr old retired ex lawyer, I retired at 55 after a hectic professional career beware I’m highly educated, with masters in law I’m very sophisticated, self made and affluent I’m not looking for financial rewards like most here with onlyfools accounts ,I have a superb life and live in a house in Wimbledon village , 2 penthouses in sunny Brighton marina and another sunny Alicante , so if I meet the right guy we can have a sexy weekend away (single guys only please) ?

I endeavour to stay in fabulous shape often people say my body looks like I’m in my 20/30’s therefore I’m know I’m unique and unlike any other women on here ….. let’s say I’m very hard to impress x

HOW I MEET …..IS SIMPLY NON-NEGOTIABLE GUYS if you are pushy it it’s another massive turn off for me and I simply block you

REMEMBER I am a lone female so for my safety I ONLY meet at my favourite swinging club the le Boudoir swinging club in London so respect this

I POST ON MY PROFILE AND ADD A MEET SAYING WHEN I AM ATTENDING A CLUB

Therefore If you attend the le Boudoir swinging club on that particular evening i will see you there inside ONLY I will not meet you in a hotel house or travel to meet you etc

There you will have the opportunity to impress me so bring your A game

NO I don’t want a social coffee or cocktails nor go to lunch or dinner with you please do not ask me for that I do that with my real vanilla friends who are not into this secret part of my life

If you’re happy with how I meet …Maybe we will speak soon if not take care happy swinging

Lots of love and very slow deep sexy passionate Spanish and French kisses xxx

Lastly I was named after my Italian grandmother and spelt Sofia (Italiano spelling) it’s respectful to spell it correctly

I have a hint of a fiery temper when angry or hungry x

Please put my name in your message so I know you have read my profile and this then I know it’s just not another desperate cut and paste speculative message sent to every woman here