A massive toy bag that’s kinkier than a garden hose.

Couple in Cardiff, Wales, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 27 minutes ago

PLEASE READ THIS FIRST – IT’S ALL IMPORTANT

We’re a married Dom/sub couple who love making genuine, playful connections. We’re not a full swap couple, don’t play separately, and sub is only interested in other women. Dom may engage in soft play, but that’s it. We’re especially looking to meet and have fun with unicorns and open-minded couples who are into girl-on-girl fun, soft swap, kink curiosity, or just great vibes. We enjoy BDSM – but we’re just as happy connecting without it, whether that’s over drinks, laughter, or playing with a unicorn (with or without the kinky side!). Please read the full profile before messaging to make sure we’re all on the same page.

We’re not being modest – we really are The Worst Swingers! Terrible at swinging, in the traditional sense at least. But we’re a confident, connected married couple who love meeting new people, having a laugh, and creating unforgettable (and often electrifying) experiences.

We’re Dom & sub – fun, flirty, and full of energy. While we lean towards BDSM, we’re just as happy having playful, sensual fun without the paddles and pinwheels. If you’re into girl-on-girl connection, good conversation, and genuine chemistry, you’ll probably love us.

Dom (despite the name) isn’t your stereotypical Dominant. Yes, he’s got over 17 years of experience in BDSM, loves impact play, electro, and wax, and can do a very convincing police-style arrest… but he’s also one of the nicest guys you’ll meet. Warm, respectful, witty, and totally at ease in a more relaxed, sensual setting. Think less “Sir” and more “cheeky gent who’ll hand you a cocktail and make you laugh – whether you’re into kink or just here for the fun.”

sub is confident, curvy, and proudly bi. She loves connecting with other women – when the focus is on playful, flirty girl-on-girl fun. She’s submissive with Dom, but when it comes to exploring with other women, it’s all about connection, chemistry, and laughter.

We love meeting and playing with unicorns – with or without the BDSM element. Whether it’s light, sensual fun or something a little kinkier, we’re all about mutual enjoyment and shared spark.

We always play together. There’s no full swap and no separate play.

Dom may kiss or touch during a scene but that’s about as far as it goes – although sub loves playing with woman as part of an FFM or reverse cuck-style setup.

sub will not play with men, whether single or as part of a couple.

Dom can dominate others if it’s a good fit, but sub will not bottom for other men – only possibly for women she trusts and connects with.

We believe in clear boundaries, mutual respect, and keeping things light-hearted and pressure-free. We’re sociable, friendly, and love helping people explore new things – whether that’s dipping a toe into kink, trying out a violet wand, or just enjoying a relaxed night of giggles and good vibes.

We’re regulars at Chameleons in Darlaston – you’ll spot us by the ridiculously oversized toy bag (yes, there’s a violet wand in there, and yes, it’s amazing).

Oh – and ask us about our party trick. It’s a little demo that shows just how in sync we are as a couple. Trust us, it gets people talking!

We’re mainly looking to connect with unicorns and couples who are open-minded, body-positive, and drama-free. If you’re into girl-on-girl fun, soft swap, or just want to meet a couple who can go from vanilla to kinky without blinking – come say hello. We will also play with convincing TVs / CDs, transitioning people etc. We are NOT looking for very obviously men in women’s clothing.

Dom deals with most Fabmin, but sub also has access to the account. We’re happy to move to Kik or Telegram after a few exchanges if that’s easier.

We don’t bite… unless you ask nicely.

We are NOT 420 or drug friendly. No judgement – but if you’re high or using, we’re not your people.

And to Sydney University (or anyone else doing studies on swinging profiles) – sure, go ahead. Fill your boots. If you really want, send us a questionnaire.

Dom

38 years old, Bi-curious

5'7" 170cm
Large
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Sub

37 years old, Bisexual

5'1" 155cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 49 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*milyStorm (36), Woman on 22 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
I met this lush couple a few weeks back on a trip to Chams. Had a nice little chat with them in the hot tub, and later on found them having a session in the dungeon - with some electro and impact play. They invited me to come in and join them/try out, and I really enjoyed my time with them.. Cannot wait to meet again so untill next time xxx

*carlett Jizzslag (36), Woman on 9 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
After meeting at a group social we arranged a meeting at the club. They definitely delivered on their promise and the evening was electrifying. Mr then worked his magic hands on me and definitely left me relieved. Thank you both!

*ark pixies (38), Woman on 6 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
What can I say , we arranged a social meet together. Felt so comfortable and relaxed a beautiful and really down to earth couple. Really had some great conversations enjoyed a lovely evening and will hopefully be making memories soon

*ound2plz (46), Woman on 20 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
I had the absolute pleasure of meeting this couple recently,and I'm very greatful they were my first experience of so many things.As a single lady who was brand new to the world of swinging,BDSM, playing with a couple and also my first time being intimate with another woman i was understandably nervous.But from the start they were warm,respectful and made me feel completely safe. We meet for coffee a few weeks before the play meet, just to see how we got on,and the connection was instant and easy convocation,plenty of laughs, and no pressure whatsoever.that initial meet gave me the time to reflect and feel confident about moving forward, I left feeling reassured and when we did arrange to play they went above and beyond to make it special. They'd book a gorgeous hotel room for us,and even thought of the little details like bringing soft drinks and snacks, such thoughtful touches that help put me at ease. Play it self was unforgettable.it was my first to experiencing BDSM,and I felt completely safe, respected and cared for the entire time. I loved being flogged and trying the violet both intense in the best possible way. Sub was wearing a strap-on and gave me the most incredible oral before fucking me with it,it was my first time with a woman and she was amazing passionate,gentle and so in tune with me. Doms cock was perfect shaven thick sliding down my throat. I really enjoyed the way he squeezed my neck as I came it made me feel completely lost in the moment. They was both so affectionate And connected the passtion between them was beautiful and they made me feel like a true part of it. The kisses was out of this world,and watching Dom fuck sub was insanely hot. What really me the experience stand out was how comfortable and empowered they made me feel throughout. For a first time trying new things I couldn't of wished for better partners. I will definitely be arranging a meet with them again and im also starting to explore my Domme side.Dom has kindly offered to mentor me and allow me to play with sub as part of my journey. If you ever get an opportunity to this couple take it!, they are kind,genuine and truly passionate. I couldn't recommend them more highly.

*ippo2211 (43), Woman on 14 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing couple for drinks and food, they are both funny, gorgeous and extremely witty. Looking forward to meeting them again

*ourKittenNya (24), Woman on 3 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
We agreed to meet up for a little social under the understanding that I wouldn't be able to spend all night with them as I had to be up early the next day. However the atmosphere and vibe was so incredibly sexy and comfortable I couldn't resist staying with them longer. I didn't go home until 3AM!! Amazing couple and would absolutely recommend! Gorgeous ??????

*ingo999 (33), Woman on 28 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple last night at the social in Bridgend, spend most of the evening in their company. Great banter, very easy to talk to. Both Mr & Mrs made me feel really comfortable. Looking forward to meeting again, don't forget that bag of tricks ??

*carlett Jizzslag (36), Woman on 27 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
I’m so glad these lovely pair were blinded by the sun at the Bridgend social and moved over to my table. Spent most of the evening in their company and learnt we have a lot in common. Very much looking forward to seeing how the scrub up and hopefully get to know each other more at chams very soon!

*ound2plz (46), Woman on 26 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met with this lovely couple for a coffee, they was friendly and I felt completely comfortable with them, definitely looking forward to meeting up with them again soon

*bomb_scoot (40), Couple on 20 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
We met this couple in the jacuzzi at Chams and had a great chat - they're witty and fun which is just fantastic! Later on we watched them in the dungeon, and talked for a long while about all of the lovely goodies they were using which was very inspiring. We'd definitely like to spend more time with these fabulous people x

*iscombobulated1523 (45), Couple on 20 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
What a friendly welcoming couple Met them at chams and had a lovely time chatting and laughing with them They gave some great tips and advice Maybe next time we'll take you up on the offer of trying out some of the things in your bag