Two lads looking for fun (READ PROFILE)

Couple (MM) in Swansea, Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!

PLEASE READ BEFORE MESSAGING US.

•WE DON’T PLAY STRAIGHT AWAY:

We only EVER meet on a low-key and discreet casual coffee basis in person or over FaceTime before we plan LOTS OF FUN - It’s VERY important that we all click, trust and have mutual respect for one another. We are decent and respectful lads here and expect the same in return.

CONVERSATION:

We won’t reply and just delete messages if we only get worded replies with no follow up questions. It becomes apparent that you are not goal orientated in actually meeting. We like efficient back and forth chit-chat to set a date, time and place to have a casual coffee/beer meet first.

•ABOUT US:

We’ve got a awesome group of respected and trusted playmates that consisting of M, MM, MF that are a nice blend of friendship and kink that transcend the ‘hookup and leave’ paradigm. (We will NEVER reveal anyone’s identity, so please don’t ask)

We often chill out naked, eat food, watch movies play board games and of course LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX. We sometimes make JUST the day OR night of it, sometimes the day AND the night of it, or a complete WEEKEND of it. (we have a guest bedroom)

We are not a fan of the fuck and go. We like a blend of friendship and fun and this dynamic truly makes the BEST sex and amazing friendships.

We are discreet and 100% respect your privacy and expect the same in return.

•M:

Orientation: Bisexual

Role: Dominant top (or a happy spectator)

Dick: 8 inches, thick and uncut.

•R:

Orientation: Gay

Role: Bottom/Vers

Dick: 6/7 inches and cut.

Superpower: Sucks dick like a PRO

M+R:

We are hygienic and tested regularly.

•LIVE FAR AWAY

We can still arrange fun if you live far away, it just has to be better planned. Obviously, it won’t be worth the travel for just a visit within a day. So, to make it worth the trip we can make an overnight/weekend of it, provided we have previously connected and vibed over a casual webcam chat. We have an on suite guest bedroom (if you are bottom, you can prepare in privacy) We live near Swansea and the Brecon Beacons so we will have plenty to do while our balls refill with cum.

•STRAIGHTER LADS:

We are a male couple with one being Bi and the other exclusively gay. We are looking for (M), (M,M) or (M, F)*

(M,F)* We are TOTALLY respectful of the more straighter persuasion males in (M, F) duos. Therefor, we do not expect the male to participate in ANY male interaction other than RECEIVING oral from the exclusively gay male. Additionally, the bisexual male will exclusively interact with the female and the gay male. UNLESS, the straighter male instigates or the female requests interaction. It’s worth noting that the gay male will be douched and available if either male desires anal. Again, no requests or expectations.

•CURIOUS LADS:

We will happily cater for the varying levels of curiosity. Of course, provided we are attracted to you. From nothing to everything, depending on what scenario we are all comfortable to explore, for example:

FLY ON THE WALL: Just watch us fuck, because you are simply curious but not sure if you would like it.

GROUP WANK: Just have a wank together in the same room, because you like the idea but are not sure if you want to be touched.

RECEIVING ORAL: Just getting sucked, because you are ok with receiving exclusively oral from a guy(s) but nothing more. …and so on.

There are infinite scenarios that you might have fantasised about but have inhibited yourself to entertain, openly talk about or try because of others judgement or their need to label. Your sexual behaviour does not define your sexual identity. You’re here to bust a nut. You will still like girls. We get it. We don’t interrogate you or question it. We respect your orientation, personal life and discretion. We are happy to play within the realms of your comfort and ours. Message us your ideal scenario and we can plan the fun from there.

FAMILIAR:

Concerned that you may know us directly or by association? Regardless of wether we are a match or not, we don’t want people knowing our situation so we are hardly going to tell ANYONE how we know yours. If we are not compatible play mates then we can continue to know each other in the same capacity that we know of each other before with mutual respect and discretion. We would be in the same boat as you.

MORE THAN SEX:

Of course we love sex but also love making new mates (who happen to understand the lifestyle) we love Hiking, paddle boarding, ocean dipping, gym, board gaming, video gaming, climbing etc… so we are happy to connect on that level too with the added fun of a sexual dynamic or without.

OUR PREFERENCES:

Sexiness comes in all shapes, sizes, ages, genders and attitudes. We like slim, muscular, plus size, older and younger men and woman (low as 21)

Your confidence to meet us casually along with an ability to hold a decent conversation is our BIGGEST TURN ON! We expect IMMACULATE HYGIENE: fresh breathe and a douched ass if you taking anal.

•WEBCAM:

We prefer to meet in person but cool to casually webcam with nothing sexual (never on camera) just a chat to build rapport, then if we vibe, we can plan a play date.

•ENDLESS CHATTING:

It’s fair to endlessly chat to establish trust before considering to hookup. However, endlessly chatting is not necessary to meet for a coffee or webcam. If we are a match with our profiles and pictures then we will suggest a date, time and place to meet.

•TO THE POINT:

We plan a date/time to casually meet in person (or on webcam) to have coffee and chat.

In person, we usually meet at a service station. We often triangulate between Swansea, Dorset and London. So we usually do the initial meet at a services on-route somewhere:

Between London and Swansea on the M4

Between Swansea and Dorset on the M5 or A37

Between Dorset and London on the M3 and A31

•MAP:

When we travel we always check our map to see if any of our contacts are on route. If so, we drop a message in advance and suggest a casual meet for a coffee. Message us your ROUGH location if you want us to message you when we do.

•DISCRETION

We are super respectful of privacy and we expect the same in return. We won’t quiz you on the when, how, who or what’s, if you need to be low-key then we understand.

•FACELESS PROFILES:

We respect faceless and discreet profiles but at least attach some kind of image(s) that discreetly alludes to your appearance, body type etc… when messaging us, otherwise we won’t reply.

•UNCLOCKABLE

We give off the straights lads vibe. Strangers are often shocked to learn that we are together. So if we meet for a casual coffee in public then don’t worry about being seen with us. And if a situation arises then we use the “Lads from the gym” alibi - Simple.

•LOCATION:

We are based (Can host) in Swansea.

we also travel the UK often for work and to see friends and family. Over time we have made a fun group of Swinger friends that we have regular socials and fun. We are always looking for more.

•RESPECT:

We read and respect all profiles and their requirements and we expect the same in return. We will only reply to messages titled “Let’s meet for a coffee” so we know you have read our profile and are clear on arranging a meet

MENTALITY:

No one ever has ever got to the end of their life and wished they had less sex. We only live once so let’s not ever limit ourselves from exploring limitless possibilities. Let’s be respectful of each others discretion, get naked, be naughty and make incredible kinky memories for each other. Happy Fabbing.

36 years old, Bi-curious

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

34 years old, Gay

5'11" 180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*um2020 (47), Man on 17 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
AMAZING GUYS! This hot duo took me to places I have never been before. Both fit as fuck with absolutely gorgeous cocks. These guys are phenominal and if you are lucky enough to meet up with them you are in for the best time of your life! Several firsts, definitely not the lasts! Cannot wait until next time. Thank you