FabSwingers.com: N (44) , Man in Thirsk, North East, UK

Man in Thirsk, North East, UK

... "I dislike humanity today, please be excellent to each other, I'm tired.". Saturday

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 36 minutes ago

Hello and welcome to my profile.

I'm about to waffle so full disclosure this could go anywhere.

I'm 44 and male, so to the sausagefest that is my "viewed me" box, yes that's eyeliner, it was a Motley Crue concert and much like the Crue I like Girls Girls Girls. Please stop sending pictures of your gaping anus, wait anuses? Nope, is it anai? Anyway you get the point.

I'm 44 in principal but unlikely to come across that way. I have many hobbies because well, I just get bored easily. Think Simon Quinlank minus the glasses and weak lemon drink. (If you got that I may fall hard). I play guitar, I wrestled professionally as Brian Damage until I ripped my left pectoral off the bone. So my left nip is a little south facing but my big toe enjoys the admiring glances.

I've migrated from the kink community because frankly it's a lot of work to live that way and a lot forget to leave before it starts to look sad.

I'm Pagan, in to all things mystical, I have 3 pet snakes and build fairy houses. I cosplay at conventions, and I do viking re-enactments. I own more than one pirate hat. If you haven't worked it out yet, yes I'm autistic.

It doesn't impede me professionally or personally too much apart from some social awkwardness and odd gesturing when I'm overstimulated. I also need to be occupied a lot hence all the hobbies.

I did say this could go anywhere.

If you're still reading well done, have a cookie. Here's what I'm looking for.

Fun engaging conversation, let's talk music, politics, food, why Tom Bombadill was excluded by Peter Jackson. (If you got that I may fall hard).

A genuine personality. I've laid myself out warts and all here (I don't have warts, bad turn of phrase) I only ask the same. Trust me I'm in no position to judge.

If I can connect I'm a lot of fun honestly, and needless to say for the purposes of this site that includes in the bedroom.

I'm not a dick pic guy, I don't harass, if anything you'll find me in the forums ranting about the evils of celery and misogyny. (Mostly celery)

I'm happy to talk and would love to find a few good connections. I can travel within reason but don't drive. Can accommodate with planning. Happy with hotels also.

Will consider clubs as I gain confidence here but for now I'm just enjoying building connections.

And that's me, if you made it this far well done! Have another cookie.

If you made it this far and are attracted seek help or drop me a message.

44 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Women
Aged from 18 to 65
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, DP, Dogging, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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