An ode to my penis

Man in Royal Tunbridge Wells, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

my nookie days are over,

my pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal

is now my water spout! Time was when, on its own, From my trousers it would spring, But now its just a full time job

To find the fucking thing! It used to be Embarrassing The way it would behave,

for every single morning

it would stand & watch me shave! Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its little head

& watch me tie my shoes!

Loving life to the full and everything that comes with it. Live as if every day is your last because one day you will be right !!!

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tickateeboo

60 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Verified Genuine Profile

*urvyVixenUnicorn (52), Woman on 10 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy recently. He is genuine, chatty and friendly, also sexy and fun. Looking forward to meeting him again xx

*inkershoes69 (63), Woman on 18 October 2020 by Meeting in person:
met this lovely man a few years ago on his old account, great fun to be around, dont miss out x

Friends

Lady Chocolate (47), Woman
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Naughty (47), Woman