Banter and kinky fuckery

Couple in Plymouth, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 days ago

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Welcome to our profile and thank you for viewing,

We're a horny young couple here for the wooing!

If you sent us a message but got no reply,

It's possible the below will provide reasons why:

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A "hi how are you" and hardly much more,

Says nothing about you and builds no rapport.

"We're the same height lying down" we hear that a ton,

But at 5 foot 9 inches you'll need a stepladder for fun.

"Can I creampie her pussy" or something equally crude,

Like offering money for sex will only conclude

With a palm to the face and roll of the eyes,

A delete and a block and exasperated sighs.

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What we look for in people is banter and wit,

Lots of giggles and good chances are we will click,

Tits is quite picky, she prefers a tall male,

If you're vertically challenged, you're likely to fail,

Although a handsome tall man is a doddle to find,

It's just not enough, fun starts in the mind.

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So a bit about us, we're a girl and a boy,

Crazy in love and we live to enjoy

Our bodies with copious genetalia caresses,

Which helps since we're both insatiable messes.

He is all about dominance, she likes to submit,

And this is what makes us an exceptional fit!

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As a couple we can be rather soppy and corny,

But with that we're also perpetually horny.

And so our Fab journey eventually began,

A result of dirty talk and how the addition of a man,

All naughty touching and horned up flirty,

Could be an excellent way to satisfy our dirty...

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So into the world of swinging we dipped our toes,

Each experience showing us the highs and the lows.

We're looking for humour and laughs, that natural click,

But we really don't care for your "9" inch dick pics,

So send us a message couples, singles and all,

And just some fair warning, we're both rather tall!

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Miss Tits

32 years old, Bi-curious

6'2" 188cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Mr Tangents

36 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men Women
Aged from 24 to 45 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Webcams

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*fruits (46), Couple on 8 May 2022 by Meeting in person:
From the first we met this gorgeous couple we hit it off straight away, conversation flowed easily, which led into a very sweet sexy session at secrets. Since then we've stayed in contact and last night we had an amazing date night with them. Games were played, karaoke was sang and eyebrows were raised in Popworld. As the temperature continued to rise they invited us back to theirs...Well Mr tangents had cherry moaning with pleasure with his amazing skills and Mrs tits has a amazing sexy figure to die for. We will definitely be calling these two good friends and look forward to lots more amazing laughs with these them in the near future. X X x

*fruits (46), Couple on 19 April 2022 by Meeting in person:
After chatting in the chats rooms for a while, we finally got to meet this very sexy duo at secrets last weekend. Really easy to talk too, very naughty upstairs and lots of fun to be had. Though there is most certainly some unfinished business that needs to be taken care of. She is simply devine and he can do things with his tongue that leaves you weak. I do look forward to our next encounter, til next time.

*-Hantsguy (43), Man on 22 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
Finally got to meet these guys after a long lockdown. Had a fantastic night out and a very fun morning after. Had a night out in Popworld had the most fun I've had in a long time. Tang is a cool guy with some great banter and Tits is stunning and friendly. Can verify they are %100 genuine. Hopefully will make the trip again.

*asterner (43), Man on 20 April 2021 by Meeting in person:
Lucky, lucky me had the genuine pleasure of being invited to another meet with these two, who I'm happy to call friends these days. Suffice to say the very expensive but dubiously pink whisky was flowing, as was delicious Miss Tits. Sorry about your table though. History!!

*ackie mooo (39), Man on 17 February 2021 by Webcam:
Wow! Seen this beautiful woman on cam today and What an amazing and sexy show she put on for us! Being instructed by mr T was so hott! And seeing her cum hard for him was mind blowing. she will have you cumming in no time! ;) But take your times ladies and gents as it’s a very long show to watch and worth every second of it! Thanks and hope to see you on cam again soon :p

*nceafox (30), Woman on 18 January 2021 by Webcam:
I saw Mrs. Tits on cam today. She is a very attractive girl and also very naughty. It's a pleasure to peek at her every time and I think she doesn't mind at all! Very exciting. Maybe we should have a peek at each other sometime ... :-P

*inkyclimbersuk (34), Couple on 1 November 2020 by Meeting in person:
Oh my god. These guys are hilarious!! From the naked impulsive video chats to the spontaneous off the cuff dinner and play date. These guys are luscious. Every inch of their bodies are divine. I (miss) had the privilege of teaming up with tangents to make tits scream with ecstasy, a memory that I will cherish for a long long long time. She sounds soooooo good. Mr kinkyclimber enjoyed a great deep throated blow job whilst this was happening and I think it's safe to say he has lost his swinging virginity to one of the best couples on fab. Can't wait to see you again. You tastey beauts. Xx

*arkstevens7 (46), Man on 28 October 2020 by Webcam:
Was watching Mrs T on webcam today, she was joking and engaging with the room. Teasing us with a slow reveal of her great body! Gorgeous!

*layfulAussie (36), Man on 16 July 2020 by Webcam:
Lucky to catch these two on cam tonight. Great chat, hilarious couple.. they kept the room entertained and they're also hotties. Until next time! x

*-Hantsguy (43), Man on 7 June 2020 by Webcam:
Spent a fun night with these guys in the chat, and just had fun all night. Easy to chat to, made me totally forget about the lockdown. Mrs is stunning and Mr is a cool guy who is fun to talk to. Hopefully catch them in chat again soon. %100 genuine

*irty130 (43), Couple on 23 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
We met this gorgeous couple last night during their first visit to Secrets. They're very friendly, and we were delighted to join them half way through the evening for some naked fun. Really hope we can see them again soon xx.

*asterner (43), Man on 26 January 2020 by Meeting in person:
I had the absolute pleasure of spending a whole evening with J & A, accompanying their first club visit at Steamers. Wow. What a couple! You wouldn't know they're newbies to this, I've been doing this years and their chemistry is rare and truly awesome. They're utterly lovely and considerate people, and it's fair to say we had an achingly sexy night together. With many a rimjob ;) These pair are worthy of the very highest (or tallest) regards. Should you have the chance to experience beautiful J at her wettest and loudest, and her dynamic with A, you'll be in for as memorable a night as ours. Thank you both for welcoming me onto your journey.

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