Tease, Anticipation and Excitement

Couple in Plymouth, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 weeks ago

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Welcome to our profile and thank you for viewing,

We're a horny young (ish) couple here for the wooing!

If you sent us a message but got no reply,

It's possible the below will provide reasons why:

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A "hi how are you" and hardly much more,

Says nothing about you and builds no rapport.

"We're the same height lying down" we hear that a ton,

But at 5 foot 3 inches you'll need a stepladder for fun.

"Can I creampie her pussy" or something equally crude,

Like offering money for sex will only conclude

With a palm to the face and roll of the eyes,

A delete and a block and exasperated sighs.

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What we look for in people is banter and wit,

Lots of giggles and good chances are we will click,

Tits is quite picky, she prefers a tall male,

If you're vertically challenged, you're likely to fail,

Although a handsome tall man is a doddle to find,

It's just not enough, fun starts in the mind.

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So a bit about us, we're a girl and a boy,

Crazy in love and we live to enjoy

Our bodies with copious genetalia caresses,

Which helps since we're both insatiable messes.

He is all about dominance, she likes to submit,

And this is what makes us an exceptional fit!

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As a couple we can be rather soppy and corny,

But with that we're also perpetually horny.

And so our Fab journey eventually began,

A result of dirty talk and how the addition of a man,

All naughty touching and horned up flirty,

Could be an excellent way to satisfy our dirty...

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So into the world of swinging we dipped our toes,

Each experience showing us the highs and the lows.

We're looking for humour and laughs, that natural click,

But we really don't care for your "9" inch dick pics,

So send us a message couples, singles and all,

And just some fair warning, we're both rather tall!

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This hand written bio is a relic of a time before A.I could do it twenty times better in 10 seconds, if you made it to the end, bravo.

Miss Tits

34 years old, Bi-curious

6'2" 188cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Mr Tangents

38 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Women
Aged from 20 to 40 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Cybersex, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

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*unkydom69 (40), Man on 23 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this awesome couple at a club both are great company lots of conversation then ended up back at their hotel room for some fun hopefully our paths will cross again

*uietDesire (38), Couple on 7 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Had a nice eve getting to know this lovely couple, time ran out rather fast and we had to leave shortly after meeting , we did try and meet these 2 years ago and they decided to keep us waiting ????. Was great to meet u guys, they are funny , down to earth and our sort of people See you again soon x

*PineAppleExpress1 (31), Couple on 7 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
We've met this couple a few times now at Vault72 and what can we say? They definitely stand out(in a good way), you can't help but want to go and say hello to these two, always making us both giggle, they are both the most down to earth people you could meet! Looking forward to seeing you both again!

*lotted Cream 25 (51), Couple on 7 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
What a lovely couple. We feel very lucky to have you at the Vault you blend in so effortlessly and bring such a gorgeous energy. We really hope we’ll have more time in the future to make some special memories together.K&M xx

*irtywellies (29), Man on 18 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
I had an absolute amazing day with tits (very nice by the way) and tangents later on, they both are fun easy to talk too, laid back and just a genuine pleasure to be around. I would definitely be mooooooo than happy too meet them again for a social or more naughty fun!

*outhWestMr (37), Man on 4 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had a really hot afternoon with this lovely couple. Started in the pub with a few drinks and after a short walk back to theirs we all couldn’t wait to get out clothes off and get right into it! She is super hot and absolute filth in the bedroom, he’s as laid back as they get and an absolute legend. Thanks for a brilliant afternoon both x

*Starlord69X (45), Man on 19 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Finally met this hot couple after what seems like a lifetime ago chatting, was chuffed to be invited upstairs at secrets for some fun...miss is incredibly sexy and naughty in equal measures and Mr is so chilled and likeable feels like we've been mates forever ....cheers guys, hope to catch up with you again soon x

*-Hantsguy (45), Man on 22 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
Finally got to meet these guys after a long lockdown. Had a fantastic night out and a very fun morning after. Had a night out in Popworld had the most fun I've had in a long time. Tang is a cool guy with some great banter and Tits is stunning and friendly. Can verify they are %100 genuine. Hopefully will make the trip again.

*asterner (45), Man on 20 April 2021 by Meeting in person:
Lucky, lucky me had the genuine pleasure of being invited to another meet with these two, who I'm happy to call friends these days. Suffice to say the very expensive but dubiously pink whisky was flowing, as was delicious Miss Tits. Sorry about your table though. History!!

*elshmun (53), Man on 20 January 2021 by Webcam:
Absolutely awesome...what a pair and what a show....best I have seen...

*inkyclimbersuk (36), Couple on 1 November 2020 by Meeting in person:
Oh my god. These guys are hilarious!! From the naked impulsive video chats to the spontaneous off the cuff dinner and play date. These guys are luscious. Every inch of their bodies are divine. I (miss) had the privilege of teaming up with tangents to make tits scream with ecstasy, a memory that I will cherish for a long long long time. She sounds soooooo good. Mr kinkyclimber enjoyed a great deep throated blow job whilst this was happening and I think it's safe to say he has lost his swinging virginity to one of the best couples on fab. Can't wait to see you again. You tastey beauts. Xx

*layfulAussie (38), Man on 16 July 2020 by Webcam:
Lucky to catch these two on cam tonight. Great chat, hilarious couple.. they kept the room entertained and they're also hotties. Until next time! x

*-Hantsguy (45), Man on 7 June 2020 by Webcam:
Spent a fun night with these guys in the chat, and just had fun all night. Easy to chat to, made me totally forget about the lockdown. Mrs is stunning and Mr is a cool guy who is fun to talk to. Hopefully catch them in chat again soon. %100 genuine

*irty130 (45), Couple on 23 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
We met this gorgeous couple last night during their first visit to Secrets. They're very friendly, and we were delighted to join them half way through the evening for some naked fun. Really hope we can see them again soon xx.

*asterner (45), Man on 26 January 2020 by Meeting in person:
I had the absolute pleasure of spending a whole evening with J & A, accompanying their first club visit at Steamers. Wow. What a couple! You wouldn't know they're newbies to this, I've been doing this years and their chemistry is rare and truly awesome. They're utterly lovely and considerate people, and it's fair to say we had an achingly sexy night together. With many a rimjob ;) These pair are worthy of the very highest (or tallest) regards. Should you have the chance to experience beautiful J at her wettest and loudest, and her dynamic with A, you'll be in for as memorable a night as ours. Thank you both for welcoming me onto your journey.

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