White British cock please

TV/TS in Black Country, West Midlands, UK

... "As if there wasn't enough depressing shit going on in the world,,Now you got every c#nt painting their house grey,,lol,, cheer up folks,,love Vanda Xx". Saturday

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Last on: 21 hours ago

So IM TRANNY-VAN,,VANDA beware of fakes using similar username, yea 10/10 for creativity (eyeroll) be sure by checking out my pics first

I DON'T SMOKE OR DO DRUGS BUT HAVE NO PROBLEM BEING IN AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

I will happily meet smokers, but i do find some heavy smokers or 420 users at my age do tend to suffer with extreme ball bag face( face like a scrotum).

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ASIAN MEN ! CALL ME RACIST ALL YOU LIKE ! I REALLY DON'T GIVE A F#CK!

ASIAN FEMALES = YUM GORGEOUS LOVE EM ! LOVE BOTH MY SUSHI & MY MASALA FISH . SLURP !

IF I READ A GUY CALLING HIMSELF DOMINANT I JUST THINK " PRICK "

IF YOU SPEND MOST YOUR TIME IN THE GYM, , FANCY YOURSELF, , A BIT TOO F#CKIN FULL OF YOURSELF, , THEN I'LL PROBABLY ALSO THINK YOUR A BIT OF A C#NT.

OK THINK ABOUT IT = headless pics, pics of legs, or your back,, i mean ! Really what is the point ( eyeroll).

BEARDS & TIGHT FORESKINS (both stink & harbor bacteria) = NO THANKS !

SORRY TO SOUND HARSH OR PICKY I JUST KNOW HOW IT ROLLS ON THESE SITES BY NOW. I WILL PROBABLY BE ONE OF THE MOST FRIENDLY POLITE & RELIABLE PEOPLE YOU HAVE COME ACROSS WHEN WE MEET, BUT JUST A FEW THINGS TO GET OUT THE WAY BEFORE WE START.

IF YOU'RE WHITE BRITISH CLEAN SHAVED WITH A FULLY RETRACTABLE FOZZER & PREPARED TO SEND CLEAR FACE PIC,,READ ON,,IF NOT ,,SEE YA !!

I ONLY ASK ONCE FOR A FACE PIC,,,ANY EXCUSES OR DELAY,,,,,,BYE (BLOCK)!

TGirls all races & walks of life = yes please! i don't care if you're silver with tartan eyeballs iknow how much time and effort it takes, you are simply the BEST ! hot times and new friends = YUM !

WELL GROOMED WHITE BRITISH GUYS THAT ACCOM EVENINGS = YES PLEASE

ME TAKE HORMONES ?? FUCK THAT ! WHAT USE IS A TINY PAIR OF TITS IF YOU CANT ORGASM ??

FRIEND INVITES WHEN WE HAVEN'T SPOKE OR WHEN YOU HAVE NO PROFILE PICS ?? GO ON THEN, GO & GET THE BIG BLACK PERMANENT MARKER & I'LL LET YOU WRITE "" CUNT "" ACROSS MY FOREHEAD

IF YOU HAVE NO PICS DONT WASTE YOUR TIME MESSAGING DON'T EVEN BOTHER WINKING !

RICH HIGHLY EDUCATED, POMPOUS, CLEVERDICKS THAT THINK GOLF COURSE BANTER IS FUNNY ,,PASS ME BY,, RATHER HAVE A REAL MAN, WHITE BRITISH,SQUADDIE, MMA GUY, BOXER , SCAFFOLDER, BRICKLAYER MANUAL WORKER THAT HAS GOT FUCK ALL,,, BUZZCUT FLAT NOSE A BONUS,,THUGGISH LOOKS PERFECT MANNERS,,YUM !

My favourite guys are straight married men & trust me i know how you guys have to put on a macho blokey front also have a lot to lose wife family & probably have a big mortgage you work all hours to pay as well as expensive holidays the wife books just to keep up with the joneses,? ,,Yep all this in a SEXLESS MARRIAGE in guessing ??,,well I would be more than happy to help ,, I totally know the score,,your secret will always be safe & you will never have to COME OUT ... Well having fun with a tranny doesn't exactly mean your GAY ,,its sort of middle ground,,,wink wink

I can't "EVER" accommodate

if your after bareback " SEE YA "

If you haven't really got the spine for a meet,,,,have a wank and get it out of your system !

If you have tight foreskin, you wont get your Stilton factory near me, SORRY STINKY DICK !!

BLOKES IN THEIR WIFE'S UNDERWEAR NO WIG OR MAKEUP JUST LOOKS WRONG A BIT FREAKY AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBING!

LIKE MY MEN TO BE MEN AND MY TV FRIENDS TO BE GIRLS

Im strictly bottom "" BUT NOT SUB "" (i like talented friendly guys ) so if you try to act hard / bossy,, grab my face etc I'LL PROBABLY TURN ROUND AND CHIN YOU !

We are all on here for the same thing ,,so let's keep it fun !

Good Luck to you all,,,,,, All my love,,Vanda Xx

Hi Sydney use my pics I'll get my 6'10" African boyfriend to hold you down, violate your ring piece and make you wear nappies for the rest of your life . Or perhaps get Skippy the kangaroo to smash your back doors in and fill you full of his baby batter .

Vanda

45 years old, Bisexual

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men TV/TS
Aged from 30 to 65
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Dogging, Swingers Clubs

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*GandMJ (54), Couple on 5 June 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met up with this guy on a campsite at weekend great laughs was had. Very respectful and funny guy see you next time A&M

*lute4 (50), Man on 1 May 2022 by Meeting in person:
Just met Vanda in a random but truly sexy horny meet in the back of the van, really top person and really knows which buttons to press so horny thankyou till the next time sexy!!

* of a kind (53), Couple on 16 April 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met on Morfa Dyffryn Beach yesterday afternoon, awesome clit lol great chat and a little fun… one of our good meets xx